Friday, July 03, 2009
Penguins FA Followups: Scuderi Leaves, Fedotenko Stays
I didn't post yesterday, because I was absorbing my disappointment over the loss of Rob Scuderi to the LA Kings. Scuderi agreed to a four-year deal worth an average of $3.4 million per year. The Penguins are thought to have offered a five year deal at a $2 million annual average, though the club doesn't release nor confirm this sort of detail.
I expected Scuds to leave, and I don't blame him for doing so, but it's still a bummer. He was such a crucial part of our success. We're really going to miss him. A lot.
But some good news today: Ruslan Fedotenko has been re-signed to a one-year contract, at $1.8 mil. That sure looks like a discount to me. So the Tank stays in town, and Geno keeps his linemate, just as Sid keeps Guerin. Shero sure knows his Care And Feeding Of Two-Headed Monsters.I'm guessing that what we have left under our 09-10 cap will go for a defenseman to replace Gill, if Ray can come up with one. Rob Rossi (the Trib's beat reporter) tweets that we've now got $2.957 million remaining.
And here's a great Q&A with Shero covering all of the latest goings-on, just posted at the Penguins' website.
And here's a great Q&A with Shero covering all of the latest goings-on, just posted at the Penguins' website.
Wednesday, July 01, 2009
NHL Free Agent Frenzy Day
I'm listening to a TSN feed at usstream.tv, as they track the free agent signings on the first day of the NHL signing season. Seems appropriate to listen to Canadians today, since it's Canada Day, their version of July 4th. Here's what stands out to me as the afternoon progresses (I'm updating this post as things occur).
- Pens defenseman Hal Gill signs with Montreal: 2 years, $4.5 mil total. His loss was expected. Bye bye, big guy.
- Poor chooser Marian Hossa has gone from the no-ring-Red-Wings to the Blackhawks, a deal worth north of $62 mil OVER TWELVE YEARS. He'll be 42 when this contract is up. What the hell are they smoking in Chicago? And it's less per year than he turned down with the Penguins a year ago. Chuckle.
- Defenseman Mike Knuble goes from Philly to Washington, 2 years totalling $5.8 mil. He seemed to be the most attractive alternative if we lost Rob Scuderi, so this might have at least an indirect impact on how things go between Shero and Scuds. The TSN guys think that the Pens have encouraged Rob to go out and see what his market value is, then to come back and try to work out a deal. I hope they're right.
- No word on anything involving free-agent Pens winger Ruslan Fedotenko. I'd be pretty surprised if he comes back.
- Nikolai Khabibulin (owner of one of my favorite goalie nicknames, "The Bulin Wall") goes from Chicago to Edmondton. Four years, $3.75 mil/yr.
- The Pens sign NJ Devils forward Mike Rupp, 2 years @ $825K per. I don't know anything about this guy, nor the rationale behind the signing. The newspaper guys will have some analysis soon.
Twitterumors abound that we're trying hard to keep Scuderi by matching whatever anyone else offers, reputedly in the $1.8-$2.25 mil/yr for 2-3 years. I really need to see how things play out here, because I want him back.
City Of Champions Videos, Two Flavors
The first of these two videos is longer, but it has for its soundtrack a rather overblown power ballad (aren't they all?) by the big-hair metal band Jaded Heart, which features a lead singer who sounds like Bryan Adams after a bender. The second video is a shorter version containing fewer clips, but the soundtrack is a more palatable tune - a recycled 9/11 tribute - by Oleander.
I defy any Yinzer watching either one of these not to get all choked up!
Longer version:
Shorter version:
Not-Stupid Bat Tricks
I've got a ton of videos to post today, and some other stuff too, but this has to top the list. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Josh Womack, from the independent Golden League's Long Beach Armada:
And an encore performance too:
Physics, and practice. Pretty freaking impressive.
Put Billy Mays On The Wall At Primanti's
Two deejays at KISS96 radio in the Burgh are spearheading an online petition to get Billy Mays's likeness added to the Wall Of Legends at the Primanti's restaurant in the Strip District. (Where the fries and coleslaw come inside the sandwiches, not alongside.) He'd join such Yinzer luminaries as Mister Rogers, Andy Warhol, and Myron Cope.I say let's waive the five-year waiting rule, like Cooperstown did when Clemente died. Well, okay, I don't think Primanti's actually has a five-year waiting rule, but if this petition helps them decide to put Billy on the wall right away, then go for it. The deejays want 5000 signatures. As of late Tuesday night, I was #405, so go on over to
and add your name. Then take a minute to blog or tweet or wall-post or share the link, to pass the word around to anyone who reads your feed. Or just link back here to this post, that will work too. I can always use eyeballs. Right-click here on [Permanent Link], or on the Permalink button below, to copy the URL. Alternatively, I've just added handy-dandy little Tweet and Share buttons to the bottom of each of my posts, so if you're on Twitter or one of the other social-networking sites (Facebook, Digg, etc), you have no excuse.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Guerin-Teed For $2 Million
It was too late to post this last night when I read it.

Pittsburgh Penguins Agree to Terms with Bill Guerin on One-Year Contract
Jun 29, 2009, 8:00 PM EDT
The Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins have agreed to terms with right wing Bill Guerin on a one-year contract, it was announced tonight by Executive Vice President and General Manager Ray Shero.
Guerin, 38, was scheduled to become an unrestricted free agent on July 1.
A veteran of 17 NHL seasons, Guerin played a major role in the Penguins’ Stanley Cup run, contributing seven goals and 15 points in 24 playoff games and providing exceptional leadership on and off the ice.
The 6-2, 220-pound native of Worcester, MA was acquired from the New York Islanders at the March 4 trading deadline in exchange for a third-round draft pick and immediately was installed as the right wing on Sidney Crosby’s line. He recorded five goals and 12 points in 17 regular season games with the Penguins.
Overall in 2008-09, Guerin had 21 goals and 48 points in 78 regular-season games with the Penguins and Islanders.
“We are excited to agree to terms with Billy on this one-year deal,” Shero said. “He made a tremendous impact on this team with his scoring ability, physical play and outstanding leadership and was a key factor in our drive to the Cup. I know our players, coaches and fans will be happy to have him back in Pittsburgh.”
Guerin has played 1,185 career NHL games with New Jersey, Edmonton, Boston, Dallas, St. Louis, San Jose, the Islanders and the Penguins, recording 408 goals, 403 assists, 811 points and 1,585 penalty minutes. He represented the U.S. in the Olympics in 1998, 2002 and 2006.

The other signing yesterday was equally good news: Craig Adams for two years, reportedly $1.1 million total. Ray Shero, you are a credit to your job title. Sidney and I wanna buy you a beer.
Now we wait to see whether Scuderi, Gill, and/or Fedotenko like what they will see in free agency (which starts tomorrow), or whether we can get them back and re-signed inside of our remaining cap allowance. As Rob Rossi does the math, we have 17 players signed for next season, with a commitment of $51,218,000. The salary cap figure is $56,800,000, which leaves only $5,582,000 to work with. It won't be easy. I'd settle for one out of the three, and two would be beyond expectation. My order of preference: Scuds, then Tank, then Hal. But if anyone can do the nigh-on-impossible, Ray Shero's your man.
Now we wait to see whether Scuderi, Gill, and/or Fedotenko like what they will see in free agency (which starts tomorrow), or whether we can get them back and re-signed inside of our remaining cap allowance. As Rob Rossi does the math, we have 17 players signed for next season, with a commitment of $51,218,000. The salary cap figure is $56,800,000, which leaves only $5,582,000 to work with. It won't be easy. I'd settle for one out of the three, and two would be beyond expectation. My order of preference: Scuds, then Tank, then Hal. But if anyone can do the nigh-on-impossible, Ray Shero's your man.
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The Best Billy Mays Pitch
This has to be my all-time favorite, and it isn't even for a household cleaning product. The first time I saw the little sports balls traveling down the cat5 wire, I nearly peed myself. The multiple levels of satire going on in this spot are just phenomenal, not the least of which is Billy's cheerful willingness to parody his own persona. Gotta love whoever made this for ESPN360.com.
Here are links directly to the four ESPN360.com spots he did (all that are on YouTube, at least), each of them funny as hell.
ESPN360.com - Office (the one posted directly above, my favorite)
ESPN360.com - Intro (ALMOST as good)
ESPN360.com - On The Run (sick)
ESPN360.com - College
I'd give these people awards just for all the times the word "CRICKET" appears in the list of sports. Sooo droll.
I'm going to have to some cataloguing of Billy videos, and post more links. I gotta say, I think Billy's death has made me more upset than Michael Jackson's. MJ was clearly a troubled (albeit talented) freak from another planet... but Billy was One Of My Peeps.
Here are links directly to the four ESPN360.com spots he did (all that are on YouTube, at least), each of them funny as hell.
ESPN360.com - Office (the one posted directly above, my favorite)
ESPN360.com - Intro (ALMOST as good)
ESPN360.com - On The Run (sick)
ESPN360.com - College
I'd give these people awards just for all the times the word "CRICKET" appears in the list of sports. Sooo droll.
I'm going to have to some cataloguing of Billy videos, and post more links. I gotta say, I think Billy's death has made me more upset than Michael Jackson's. MJ was clearly a troubled (albeit talented) freak from another planet... but Billy was One Of My Peeps.
Another 50-Year-Old Bites The Dust
This is starting to get extremely creepy.
Billy was (like Michael Jackson) another contemporary of mine, a few months older but in the same school year. A fellow Yinzer. Sto-Rox HS, Class of 1977. One of the best things about listening to his commercials was how clearly his Burgh accent came through, loud and clear. Here's his Wikipedia biography, and here's a profile done last fall by the New York Times. RIP, Billy - cable television will never be the same without you.
And now you'll have to excuse me, while I go crawl under the bed for the next few days, to avoid the supernatural scrutiny of guys with scythes.
(CNN) -- Infomercial pitchman Billy Mays died at his Tampa, Florida, home Sunday morning, authorities told CNN. The 50-year-old known for his shouting OxiClean ads was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m. The Hillsborough County medical examiner will perform an autopsy, Tampa police Lt. Brian Dugan said.
Mays was on the US Airways flight from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Tampa on Saturday that had a hard landing at Tampa International Airport when the plane's front tire blew out. There were no reported injuries on Flight 1241, US Airways told CNN. According to a local Tampa TV station, Mays said: "All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head." Airline spokesman Jim Olson told CNN Sunday there were no reported passenger injuries from flight 1241. The airline vowed to "cooperate fully" with authorities in the investigation.
"We were very sad to learn of Billy Mays' passing and our thoughts and prayers go out to his family," Olson said. Tampa officials say the Medical Examiner's Office expects to complete an autopsy by Monday afternoon. In a statement, Deborah Mays said that although "Billy lived a public life," the family does not plan immediate public statements about his death.
Mays was a spokesman for Orange Glo and detergent OxiClean and appeared in commercials for other products. He is featured on the reality TV show "Pitchmen" on the Discovery Channel, which follows pitch people in their jobs. "It is with incredible sadness that we have to report that Billy Mays died in his sleep last night," said a statement from the Discovery Channel. "Everyone that knows him was aware of his larger-than-life personality, generosity and warmth. Billy was a pioneer in his field and helped many people fulfill their dreams. He will be greatly missed as a loyal and compassionate friend. Our deepest sympathies go out to his family at this time of incredible loss."
Billy was (like Michael Jackson) another contemporary of mine, a few months older but in the same school year. A fellow Yinzer. Sto-Rox HS, Class of 1977. One of the best things about listening to his commercials was how clearly his Burgh accent came through, loud and clear. Here's his Wikipedia biography, and here's a profile done last fall by the New York Times. RIP, Billy - cable television will never be the same without you. And now you'll have to excuse me, while I go crawl under the bed for the next few days, to avoid the supernatural scrutiny of guys with scythes.
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Two Obituaries
A song about a rat, from a movie about the rat, sung by a young boy who grew up to have a very ...complicated... life. Which is now over, prematurely. We were the same age.
The other death today was a different flavor of pop-culture icon. Can't say that I was a fan, but she endured a very unpleasant mortal illness (anal cancer), voluntarily in the public eye, with incredible dignity.
The other death today was a different flavor of pop-culture icon. Can't say that I was a fan, but she endured a very unpleasant mortal illness (anal cancer), voluntarily in the public eye, with incredible dignity.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Stanley Cup Champs: Very Spiffy Drawing
Jimmy Shearer is a multi-talented individual. He could get a job doing caricatures at Kennywood, if he ever wanted to punt his VH1 gig and come back home to the Burgh. Look what he just sent around in email:

Can you name 'em all?

Can you name 'em all?
Monday, June 22, 2009
Yanni Sends His Congrats
Quoted from ThePensBlog: "Yanni is the Max Talbot of Crappy New Age Music."
I predict that this video will come out at every Pens-Caps game from now until Eternity.
I predict that this video will come out at every Pens-Caps game from now until Eternity.
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Cities Of Champions
I found a list of the cities that have had multiple-major-sport championships over the last few generations. We're the only one who has done it more than once within my lifetime. Pretty nice.
2009: Pittsburgh — Steelers, Penguins
2004: Boston — Red Sox, Patriots
1988: Los Angeles — Dodgers, Lakers
1979: Pittsburgh — Steelers, Pirates
1969: New York — Jets, Mets
1956: New York — Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1952: Detroit — Lions, Red Wings
1938: New York — Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1935: Detroit — Tigers, Lions
1933: New York — Giants (MLB), Rangers
1928: New York — Yankees, Rangers
2009: Pittsburgh — Steelers, Penguins
2004: Boston — Red Sox, Patriots
1988: Los Angeles — Dodgers, Lakers
1979: Pittsburgh — Steelers, Pirates
1969: New York — Jets, Mets
1956: New York — Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1952: Detroit — Lions, Red Wings
1938: New York — Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1935: Detroit — Tigers, Lions
1933: New York — Giants (MLB), Rangers
1928: New York — Yankees, Rangers
Show This To Your Kids

The monkeyboys are going to see this one for sure. It's by Randy Bish at the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, a right-wing-nut-job newspaper that I normally don't touch with a barge pole (even though it has good Pens coverage).
Monday, June 15, 2009
Maxime And My Almost BMW

If Max had gotten a hat trick, a fellow poster on the game-day thread at letsgopens.com was going to buy me a BMW. Really, he was. Read it for yourself. I had witnesses.

Towards the end of the game, marek asked me if I was hoping that Max would get the empty-netter. Yes, I replied, I certainly was. I even had the model picked out (535i xDrive sedan). Oh well.
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Stanley Cup Champion Penguins: Gallery

I don't know how many photos I'll end up posting, but here's one of my faves so far. Sid's got the Cup, and the only red in the shot is the CARPET. Sweeeeet.
Friday, June 12, 2009
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
(that's the way speechlessness looks in type)
I will write later, like tomorrow maybe, when my heart rate has returned to something approaching normal. I am SO HAPPY! FOR ALL OF US!
SCF Game 7: No More Tomorrows
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
It has all boiled down to a final 60 minutes, starting a little after 8PM tonight when the puck drops at Joe Louis.
As you can see below from my lack of posting between Game 1 and now, I've had some trouble keeping up with the blog in the last week and a half. Partly because of the mood-swings induced by the games themselves, but also due to some real-life priorities that kept me away from the computer. But after I recover from tonight's outcome, I'll do a little retroactive back-filling, so that my Blog Of Record doesn't have a gaping hole in the finals. And there will be lots to add as Post-Game Summations, no matter what happens.
I am anxious only in that I hate having to play the game in that gawdawful arena up there (I wonder if there will be as many empty seats as before - those people ought to be ashamed of themselves), but otherwise I have complete faith in our boys to Accomplish The Goal. If we'd have lost game 6 at home on Tuesday (re-running 2008), that's the one that would have hurt. Now, tonight, we can really, really, do this.
I'm even missing my monkeyboys' final little-league ballgame in order to be home to watch the hockey game. The monkeys understand completely, and I think they'd rather be here watching too, but they don't have the option. I'll be recording the game for them.
And what is on the dinner menu tonight at Casa Leeeny? Need you ask? Click on Mama to go to the recipe.
Actually I used this recipe instead, since the Post-Gazette finally did their homework and obtained Mrs. Malkin's actual recipe and posted it. Which was a full week after I did my version (I had to fake it since I didn't have any inside sources at the Penguins). My recipe takes longer to prepare, so I went with Natalia's tonight since I'm pressed for time. If it's good enough for Geno, it's good enough for me.
Also: Chris Benson has just made a nice little pre-game motivational 'commercial' ... as if you need anything else to get you psyched up. He says he took the photos from Game 5 of last year's finals (the triple-OT game).
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Yinz Luv Da Guins: Attitude Adjustment
If you're still feeling bad about last night, try the latest episode of Jimmy's Little No-Budget Web Show. It'll get you thinking straight in time for 8:00's faceoff.
SCF Game 1 Final Score: Wings 3, Pens 1
It's going to be tough for me to blog these finals in any sort of real time. I can hardly stand to watch them live — frequently I have to turn the sound off. (What happened to Eddie Olczyk in Pittsburgh to make him hate the Penguins so much? How long can you carry that much of a grudge after getting fired for doing a lousy job? And NBC hires this man to cover Penguin games?) And sometimes I just have to walk away from the television, and watch later off the tape. (It was like this last year too, although I wasn't blogging about it.) Times like these I am reminded of why I have traditionally been more of a baseball fan: it's way easier on your nerves. Especially if you're a Pirates fan, where watching their games is usually better than 10 milligrams of Ambien.
I'm certainly not happy after last night's loss, but I'm not in panic mode, either.
So here's all the stuff I'd put up if I were doing a big post-game post. Seth gets paid for his time, so just go on over to Empty Netters and read it there. Here's his in-game report (he was at JLA for the game). Sometimes I think I should just quit doing this, and post a daily link to Seth's blog instead. But then I'd get bored.
So we've all had a night's sleep, and get back at 'em tonight. As much as everyone (at least everyone in Detroit) has whined and moaned about opening with two back-to-back games, this is one area where baseball has an advantage: after a loss, you don't have much time to dwell on it. Put it behind you, do better the next night. And if it hurts the gimpy geezers in the red shirts to play hard two night in a row, well, tough noogies.

This Detroit team reminds me of nothing so much as the Soviet Olympic teams I watched every four years when I was growing up. Old, cold, impersonal, mercenary, machine-like. The Borg of hockey. Red jerseys, too.
I'm certainly not happy after last night's loss, but I'm not in panic mode, either.So here's all the stuff I'd put up if I were doing a big post-game post. Seth gets paid for his time, so just go on over to Empty Netters and read it there. Here's his in-game report (he was at JLA for the game). Sometimes I think I should just quit doing this, and post a daily link to Seth's blog instead. But then I'd get bored.
So we've all had a night's sleep, and get back at 'em tonight. As much as everyone (at least everyone in Detroit) has whined and moaned about opening with two back-to-back games, this is one area where baseball has an advantage: after a loss, you don't have much time to dwell on it. Put it behind you, do better the next night. And if it hurts the gimpy geezers in the red shirts to play hard two night in a row, well, tough noogies.

This Detroit team reminds me of nothing so much as the Soviet Olympic teams I watched every four years when I was growing up. Old, cold, impersonal, mercenary, machine-like. The Borg of hockey. Red jerseys, too.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Stanley Cup Finals Game 1: It Begins, Again
Time to turn the tables, boys. Sidney, you know what to do.


Friday, May 29, 2009
They Call Me Geno
Here's the latest entry in WDVE's "Evgeni Malkin's Diary", from Jim Krenn and Randy Baumann's morning show.
They've been updating the song for every stage of the playoffs. The one they did for the Capitals series was used as the audio for this slideshow by someone over at YouTube:
All of the "Evgeni Malkin's Diary" entries for this past season (going back to the opening games in Sweden), as well as lots more Pens stuff, and even more non-Pens stuff too, are archived at WDVE's AM Show podcast library. Warning: you'll spend all day there, listening to files. This stuff is funny.
They've been updating the song for every stage of the playoffs. The one they did for the Capitals series was used as the audio for this slideshow by someone over at YouTube:
All of the "Evgeni Malkin's Diary" entries for this past season (going back to the opening games in Sweden), as well as lots more Pens stuff, and even more non-Pens stuff too, are archived at WDVE's AM Show podcast library. Warning: you'll spend all day there, listening to files. This stuff is funny.
Good Shirt: MalkinMania
Jim Shearer (VH1 jockey, creator/host of Yinz Luv Da 'Guins, and fellow Shaler Titan I might add) appears to have an exclusive on this one. Go over to YouTube and post a comment on this video, or write him an email, and add your voice to the cry of the Yinzers who want one of these for themselves. The cartoon drawing is taken from this picture, by the way.Thursday, May 28, 2009
Mama Malkin's Lucky Soup

"I love Russian food, and my mom cooks Russian food. It's helped me. My favorite food is beef, and before every game I have soup."
-- Evgeni Malkin 5/21/09
Hot Beef Borscht with Sour Cream
BEEF STOCK INGREDIENTS:
BORSCHT INGREDIENTS:
TO PREPARE BEEF STOCK:
Heat vegetable oil in heavy large pot over medium-high heat. Add half of beef ribs and sauté until brown on all sides, about 8 minutes. Transfer to plate. Repeat with remaining ribs; transfer to plate. Add sliced onion to pot. Sauté until golden, about 10 minutes. Return ribs and any juices to pot. Add 3 1/2 quarts water and remaining stock ingredients. Bring to boil, skimming any foam from surface. Reduce heat and simmer until ribs are very tender, skimming foam occasionally, about 2 1/2 hours.
Using tongs, transfer ribs to plate. Strain stock into large bowl. Chill stock until fat solidifies on top, at least 3 hours. Remove meat from bones; cut away excess fat. Shred meat finely. (Stock can be made 1 day ahead. Cover meat and chill. Keep stock chilled.)
TO PREPARE BORSCHT:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Arrange beets in single layer in 13x9x2-inch baking dish; add 1 cup water. Cover; bake beets until tender when pierced with knife, about 1 hour. Cool beets. Peel and cut into 1/3-inch dice.
Remove fat from surface of stock. Add enough canned beef broth to stock to measure 10 cups.
Melt 2 tablespoons butter in heavy large pot over medium-low heat. Add diced carrots and chopped onions and sauté 10 minutes. Add cabbage and garlic and sauté 5 minutes. Add 10 cups beef stock, beets, potato and 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar. Simmer until cabbage and potato are tender, about 20 minutes. Add shredded meat; simmer 5 minutes. Season with additional red wine vinegar, salt and pepper.
Ladle borscht into bowls. Top each with dollop of sour cream and a sprinkling of chopped green onions, and serve.
Наслаждайтесь этим в хорошем здоровье!
-- Evgeni Malkin 5/21/09
Hot Beef Borscht with Sour Cream
serves 10
BEEF STOCK INGREDIENTS:
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
3 pounds beef short ribs, cut into 3- to 4-inch pieces
1 large onion, sliced
3 1/2 quarts water
2 celery stalks, chopped
1 carrot, coarsely chopped
12 whole black peppercorns
2 bay leaves
2 whole cloves
BORSCHT INGREDIENTS:
10 medium beets (about 2 inches in diameter), rinsed, tops trimmed
1 cup water
3 cups (about) canned beef broth
2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter
1 cup diced carrots
1 cup chopped onions
6 cups thinly sliced green cabbage (about 1/2 small head)
4 teaspoons minced garlic
1 large russet potato, peeled, diced
2 tablespoons (or more) red wine vinegar
Sour cream and chopped green onions, for garnish
TO PREPARE BEEF STOCK:
Heat vegetable oil in heavy large pot over medium-high heat. Add half of beef ribs and sauté until brown on all sides, about 8 minutes. Transfer to plate. Repeat with remaining ribs; transfer to plate. Add sliced onion to pot. Sauté until golden, about 10 minutes. Return ribs and any juices to pot. Add 3 1/2 quarts water and remaining stock ingredients. Bring to boil, skimming any foam from surface. Reduce heat and simmer until ribs are very tender, skimming foam occasionally, about 2 1/2 hours.
Using tongs, transfer ribs to plate. Strain stock into large bowl. Chill stock until fat solidifies on top, at least 3 hours. Remove meat from bones; cut away excess fat. Shred meat finely. (Stock can be made 1 day ahead. Cover meat and chill. Keep stock chilled.)
TO PREPARE BORSCHT:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Arrange beets in single layer in 13x9x2-inch baking dish; add 1 cup water. Cover; bake beets until tender when pierced with knife, about 1 hour. Cool beets. Peel and cut into 1/3-inch dice.
Remove fat from surface of stock. Add enough canned beef broth to stock to measure 10 cups.
Melt 2 tablespoons butter in heavy large pot over medium-low heat. Add diced carrots and chopped onions and sauté 10 minutes. Add cabbage and garlic and sauté 5 minutes. Add 10 cups beef stock, beets, potato and 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar. Simmer until cabbage and potato are tender, about 20 minutes. Add shredded meat; simmer 5 minutes. Season with additional red wine vinegar, salt and pepper.
Ladle borscht into bowls. Top each with dollop of sour cream and a sprinkling of chopped green onions, and serve.
Наслаждайтесь этим в хорошем здоровье!
A Tale Of Two (Steel) Cities
This is goose-bump material. Convincing evidence that the Hockey Gods are clearly at work. (Cue the Twilight Zone theme.) I already knew bits and pieces of this story, but here it is all pulled nicely together by Robert Dvorchak at the Post-Gazette. The article dates from late April, but I'm in a very Geno mood today. (It must have been the borscht.) For once I'm even posting the entire article instead of just snippets, so that you don't have to go jumping around. Since it has been up at the P-G for a month already, I'll assume that nobody who sees it here now will mind enough to bust me over it.
Those Russians Cheering No. 71 Are Mom, Dad
Monday, April 27, 2009
by Robert Dvorchak
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Imagine a man who provides for his wife and family by working in a gritty, sprawling steel and iron works along a river. He passes along his love of sports to his son. The son embraces working-class values and excels to the point that he plays professionally for a team called the Steelers, and one day captures the fancy of the city of Pittsburgh.
This tale is not set in a mill town of Southwestern Pennsylvania, but in the Ural Mountains of the Chelyabinsk Oblast region of Russia. It's not a work of fiction by Tolstoy or Dostoyevsky, but it's the real story of hockey prodigy Evgeni Malkin of the Penguins.
Fans appreciate Evgeni Malkin for winning the National Hockey League scoring title this year and earning consideration as the league's most valuable player, plus for being the leading scorer in the Stanley Cup playoffs as the Penguins eliminated the Philadelphia Flyers Saturday and moved on to round two.
But to have legions of the citizenry, including a healthy portion of the female population, walking around with Malkin's name and number on their jerseys -- plus on their banners and posters -- takes some getting used to for a couple visiting the city to cheer on their son.
"I never in my life thought that so many people would be wearing No. 71 or getting their faces painted. I never thought I would see that," Natalia Malkin said before a recent playoff game at Mellon Arena.
Natalia and Vladimir Malkin have been swept along in their son's stardom. When they come to towns for games, the cameras find them and flash their pictures on the arena scoreboard. Fans migrate to their section and take their snapshots.
"Everybody must like us. We have our pictures taken so much," Mrs. Malkin said, laughing.
If sports has a way of making the world a smaller place, consider the story of a hockey player who could be called The Iron City Kid in two cities. One place is on the far side of what used to be the Iron Curtain, and people in his adopted hometown, while no longer a steel center, drink a local beer called Iron City.
The Malkins hail from Magnitogorsk, which roughly means Iron City. It's named for Magnitnaya Mountain, which was almost pure iron ore until it was mined out to feed steelmaking. The city is the home of the Magnitogorsk Iron and Steel Works, which came into existence along with the city in 1929 under a five-year plan of Josef Stalin.
During World War II, the steel for half of the T-34 battle tanks that turned back the German army was made in Magnitogorsk. At the same time, Pittsburgh became known as the Arsenal of Democracy for churning out the armor and shells that defeated the Germans on the Western Front.
Just about everybody in Magnitogorsk, which has a population of about 420,000, either works in steel production or an industry that supports it. That includes Vladimir Malkin, a machine inspector at the factory.
The Malkins don't speak English and most Pittsburghers don't speak Russian, which sets up something of a Berlitz Wall. But George Birman, an employee of the Penguins, translated during a recent interview.
Driven by a love of sport, the elder Mr. Malkin skated as a defenseman for the city's hockey team before he served a mandatory stint in the Red Army. Over time, he passed along the fundamentals of skating and hockey to his son.
"I put Evgeni on skates when he was 3 years old," he recalled. "Those skates are completely different from what kids wear today. The blades were much longer, and the boot was rougher in workmanship." Mr. Malkin sees a connection between the lessons learned on those rudimentary skates and how graceful and forceful his son is in professional hockey.
"I think he's such a good skater because of that," his father said. "If I knew he would one day play in the National Hockey League and do what he's doing, I definitely would have saved them."
Those who evaluate hockey talent in Russia -- and later scouts from all over the world -- saw greatness in the angular teen. In addition to representing his country on the international stage, Evgeni -- known by his Pittsburgh-given nickname of Geno -- was a mainstay on his hometown's professional hockey team. He played for the Magnitogorsk Metallurg, which translates into the Magnitogorsk Steelers.
After being drafted by the Penguins, and after clearing up a tangle by jumping from his home team to come to the United States three seasons ago, Geno has become one of the world's elite players.
He beat out countryman Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals to win the NHL scoring title this season. And he combines with Sidney Crosby, himself a scoring champion and MVP, to give the Penguins two of the very best players in the world.
It is no coincidence that the Penguins had never defeated the Flyers in a playoff series until last year. But led by a core of young talent, the Penguins accepted handshakes from the Flyers on home ice last season and were on the receiving end of congratulations on Saturday on Philadelphia ice, which is one of the most hostile environments for a visiting team.
The Malkins, however, don't get swept away by all the adulation. In fact, it makes them a bit uncomfortable when so much attention is directed at their son.
"I raised my son not as a star but as a regular person. For me, he's the same as everybody else," Vladimir Malkin said. "People come up to us and tell us how great he is. I don't like to hear all of that. I want him to be himself."
The Malkins are elated that their son, who recently bought a home in this area, landed in Pittsburgh.
"It's one of the great cities we've been to," Mrs. Malkin said. "It's so pretty, and everybody is friendly and helpful. The fans are amazing. I've never seen anything like this in my life."
Magnitogorsk is 10 time zones ahead of Pittsburgh, so a game that would start at 7 p.m. at Mellon Arena would begin at 5 a.m. there.
"When we watched from home, we'd get up at 4 in the morning to make sure we saw the games when they were on TV," Vladimir Malkin said. "Now that the Penguins are in the playoffs, they are watching as much as they can back home. The entire city is behind him."
Magnitogorsk Metallurg played some big games in the Continental Hockey League, and the Russian national teams are fierce competitors on the international stage.
But there is something special about the NHL playoffs.
"We have been to games in the regular season, but it's a completely different time right now. Nothing compares to what's going on right now," Vladimir Malkin said. "Of course, we are very excited and very happy for Evgeni. Hopefully, he can continue doing the same things deeper into the playoffs."
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Stanley Cup Finals Schedule: Penguins vs Red Wings
This appears to be bankable, finally. I hope the situation improves next year so that we don't have to have our championship held hostage by an indecisive and reluctant television network.vs
Game 1 Sat. 5/30 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 2 Sun. 5/31 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 3 Tue. 6/2 Pgh 8PM VS, CBC, RDS
Game 4 Thu. 6/4 Pgh 8PM VS, CBC, RDS
Game 5* Sat. 6/6 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 6* Tue. 6/9 Pgh 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 7* Fri. 6/12 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
*if necessary
all times Eastern
Game 2 was either going to be at 7 PM or 8 PM, depending on whether or not the NBA series between the Lakers and the Nuggets went far enough to cause an overlap. Since a seventh game in LA was not necessary (the Lakers took the series on Fri. 5/29), Game 2 from Detroit will start at 8 PM Eastern, just like all the others. (Confirmation here.)
NBC will not allow the Pens to put up the outdoor screen for games they broadcast. Versus has been allowing it up till now, so if past history holds true, the only games where you will be able to watch from outside the Igloo are Games 3 and 4, which are home games. Sounds like a bit of a parking mess. If I hear anything that changes this, I'll edit this paragraph.
NBC will not allow the Pens to put up the outdoor screen for games they broadcast. Versus has been allowing it up till now, so if past history holds true, the only games where you will be able to watch from outside the Igloo are Games 3 and 4, which are home games. Sounds like a bit of a parking mess. If I hear anything that changes this, I'll edit this paragraph.
Teams that the Red Wings have beaten to win their most recent Stanley Cups:
96/97 - Philadelphia FlyersSubstitute Them for Us in the above list, and you have this year's chronological run of our opposing teams through the postseason. Portentous, or Pointless? We report, you decide.
97/98 - Washington Capitals
01/02 - Carolina Hurricanes
07/08 - Pittsburgh Penguins








