Sunday, May 31, 2009
Yinz Luv Da Guins: Attitude Adjustment
If you're still feeling bad about last night, try the latest episode of Jimmy's Little No-Budget Web Show. It'll get you thinking straight in time for 8:00's faceoff.
SCF Game 1 Final Score: Wings 3, Pens 1
It's going to be tough for me to blog these finals in any sort of real time. I can hardly stand to watch them live — frequently I have to turn the sound off. (What happened to Eddie Olczyk in Pittsburgh to make him hate the Penguins so much? How long can you carry that much of a grudge after getting fired for doing a lousy job? And NBC hires this man to cover Penguin games?) And sometimes I just have to walk away from the television, and watch later off the tape. (It was like this last year too, although I wasn't blogging about it.) Times like these I am reminded of why I have traditionally been more of a baseball fan: it's way easier on your nerves. Especially if you're a Pirates fan, where watching their games is usually better than 10 milligrams of Ambien.
I'm certainly not happy after last night's loss, but I'm not in panic mode, either.
So here's all the stuff I'd put up if I were doing a big post-game post. Seth gets paid for his time, so just go on over to Empty Netters and read it there. Here's his in-game report (he was at JLA for the game). Sometimes I think I should just quit doing this, and post a daily link to Seth's blog instead. But then I'd get bored.
So we've all had a night's sleep, and get back at 'em tonight. As much as everyone (at least everyone in Detroit) has whined and moaned about opening with two back-to-back games, this is one area where baseball has an advantage: after a loss, you don't have much time to dwell on it. Put it behind you, do better the next night. And if it hurts the gimpy geezers in the red shirts to play hard two night in a row, well, tough noogies.
This Detroit team reminds me of nothing so much as the Soviet Olympic teams I watched every four years when I was growing up. Old, cold, impersonal, mercenary, machine-like. The Borg of hockey. Red jerseys, too.
I'm certainly not happy after last night's loss, but I'm not in panic mode, either.So here's all the stuff I'd put up if I were doing a big post-game post. Seth gets paid for his time, so just go on over to Empty Netters and read it there. Here's his in-game report (he was at JLA for the game). Sometimes I think I should just quit doing this, and post a daily link to Seth's blog instead. But then I'd get bored.
So we've all had a night's sleep, and get back at 'em tonight. As much as everyone (at least everyone in Detroit) has whined and moaned about opening with two back-to-back games, this is one area where baseball has an advantage: after a loss, you don't have much time to dwell on it. Put it behind you, do better the next night. And if it hurts the gimpy geezers in the red shirts to play hard two night in a row, well, tough noogies.
This Detroit team reminds me of nothing so much as the Soviet Olympic teams I watched every four years when I was growing up. Old, cold, impersonal, mercenary, machine-like. The Borg of hockey. Red jerseys, too.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Stanley Cup Finals Game 1: It Begins, Again
Time to turn the tables, boys. Sidney, you know what to do.
Friday, May 29, 2009
They Call Me Geno
Here's the latest entry in WDVE's "Evgeni Malkin's Diary", from Jim Krenn and Randy Baumann's morning show.
They've been updating the song for every stage of the playoffs. The one they did for the Capitals series was used as the audio for this slideshow by someone over at YouTube:
All of the "Evgeni Malkin's Diary" entries for this past season (going back to the opening games in Sweden), as well as lots more Pens stuff, and even more non-Pens stuff too, are archived at WDVE's AM Show podcast library. Warning: you'll spend all day there, listening to files. This stuff is funny.
They've been updating the song for every stage of the playoffs. The one they did for the Capitals series was used as the audio for this slideshow by someone over at YouTube:
All of the "Evgeni Malkin's Diary" entries for this past season (going back to the opening games in Sweden), as well as lots more Pens stuff, and even more non-Pens stuff too, are archived at WDVE's AM Show podcast library. Warning: you'll spend all day there, listening to files. This stuff is funny.
Good Shirt: MalkinMania
Jim Shearer (VH1 jockey, creator/host of Yinz Luv Da 'Guins, and fellow Shaler Titan I might add) appears to have an exclusive on this one. Go over to YouTube and post a comment on this video, or write him an email, and add your voice to the cry of the Yinzers who want one of these for themselves. The cartoon drawing is taken from this picture, by the way.Thursday, May 28, 2009
Mama Malkin's Lucky Soup
"I love Russian food, and my mom cooks Russian food. It's helped me. My favorite food is beef, and before every game I have soup."
-- Evgeni Malkin 5/21/09
Hot Beef Borscht with Sour Cream
BEEF STOCK INGREDIENTS:
BORSCHT INGREDIENTS:
TO PREPARE BEEF STOCK:
Heat vegetable oil in heavy large pot over medium-high heat. Add half of beef ribs and sauté until brown on all sides, about 8 minutes. Transfer to plate. Repeat with remaining ribs; transfer to plate. Add sliced onion to pot. Sauté until golden, about 10 minutes. Return ribs and any juices to pot. Add 3 1/2 quarts water and remaining stock ingredients. Bring to boil, skimming any foam from surface. Reduce heat and simmer until ribs are very tender, skimming foam occasionally, about 2 1/2 hours.
Using tongs, transfer ribs to plate. Strain stock into large bowl. Chill stock until fat solidifies on top, at least 3 hours. Remove meat from bones; cut away excess fat. Shred meat finely. (Stock can be made 1 day ahead. Cover meat and chill. Keep stock chilled.)
TO PREPARE BORSCHT:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Arrange beets in single layer in 13x9x2-inch baking dish; add 1 cup water. Cover; bake beets until tender when pierced with knife, about 1 hour. Cool beets. Peel and cut into 1/3-inch dice.
Remove fat from surface of stock. Add enough canned beef broth to stock to measure 10 cups.
Melt 2 tablespoons butter in heavy large pot over medium-low heat. Add diced carrots and chopped onions and sauté 10 minutes. Add cabbage and garlic and sauté 5 minutes. Add 10 cups beef stock, beets, potato and 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar. Simmer until cabbage and potato are tender, about 20 minutes. Add shredded meat; simmer 5 minutes. Season with additional red wine vinegar, salt and pepper.
Ladle borscht into bowls. Top each with dollop of sour cream and a sprinkling of chopped green onions, and serve.
Наслаждайтесь этим в хорошем здоровье!
-- Evgeni Malkin 5/21/09
Hot Beef Borscht with Sour Cream
serves 10
BEEF STOCK INGREDIENTS:
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
3 pounds beef short ribs, cut into 3- to 4-inch pieces
1 large onion, sliced
3 1/2 quarts water
2 celery stalks, chopped
1 carrot, coarsely chopped
12 whole black peppercorns
2 bay leaves
2 whole cloves
BORSCHT INGREDIENTS:
10 medium beets (about 2 inches in diameter), rinsed, tops trimmed
1 cup water
3 cups (about) canned beef broth
2 tablespoons (1/4 stick) butter
1 cup diced carrots
1 cup chopped onions
6 cups thinly sliced green cabbage (about 1/2 small head)
4 teaspoons minced garlic
1 large russet potato, peeled, diced
2 tablespoons (or more) red wine vinegar
Sour cream and chopped green onions, for garnish
TO PREPARE BEEF STOCK:
Heat vegetable oil in heavy large pot over medium-high heat. Add half of beef ribs and sauté until brown on all sides, about 8 minutes. Transfer to plate. Repeat with remaining ribs; transfer to plate. Add sliced onion to pot. Sauté until golden, about 10 minutes. Return ribs and any juices to pot. Add 3 1/2 quarts water and remaining stock ingredients. Bring to boil, skimming any foam from surface. Reduce heat and simmer until ribs are very tender, skimming foam occasionally, about 2 1/2 hours.
Using tongs, transfer ribs to plate. Strain stock into large bowl. Chill stock until fat solidifies on top, at least 3 hours. Remove meat from bones; cut away excess fat. Shred meat finely. (Stock can be made 1 day ahead. Cover meat and chill. Keep stock chilled.)
TO PREPARE BORSCHT:
Preheat oven to 375°F. Arrange beets in single layer in 13x9x2-inch baking dish; add 1 cup water. Cover; bake beets until tender when pierced with knife, about 1 hour. Cool beets. Peel and cut into 1/3-inch dice.
Remove fat from surface of stock. Add enough canned beef broth to stock to measure 10 cups.
Melt 2 tablespoons butter in heavy large pot over medium-low heat. Add diced carrots and chopped onions and sauté 10 minutes. Add cabbage and garlic and sauté 5 minutes. Add 10 cups beef stock, beets, potato and 2 tablespoons red wine vinegar. Simmer until cabbage and potato are tender, about 20 minutes. Add shredded meat; simmer 5 minutes. Season with additional red wine vinegar, salt and pepper.
Ladle borscht into bowls. Top each with dollop of sour cream and a sprinkling of chopped green onions, and serve.
Наслаждайтесь этим в хорошем здоровье!
A Tale Of Two (Steel) Cities
This is goose-bump material. Convincing evidence that the Hockey Gods are clearly at work. (Cue the Twilight Zone theme.) I already knew bits and pieces of this story, but here it is all pulled nicely together by Robert Dvorchak at the Post-Gazette. The article dates from late April, but I'm in a very Geno mood today. (It must have been the borscht.) For once I'm even posting the entire article instead of just snippets, so that you don't have to go jumping around. Since it has been up at the P-G for a month already, I'll assume that nobody who sees it here now will mind enough to bust me over it.
Those Russians Cheering No. 71 Are Mom, Dad
Monday, April 27, 2009
by Robert Dvorchak
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Imagine a man who provides for his wife and family by working in a gritty, sprawling steel and iron works along a river. He passes along his love of sports to his son. The son embraces working-class values and excels to the point that he plays professionally for a team called the Steelers, and one day captures the fancy of the city of Pittsburgh.
This tale is not set in a mill town of Southwestern Pennsylvania, but in the Ural Mountains of the Chelyabinsk Oblast region of Russia. It's not a work of fiction by Tolstoy or Dostoyevsky, but it's the real story of hockey prodigy Evgeni Malkin of the Penguins.
Fans appreciate Evgeni Malkin for winning the National Hockey League scoring title this year and earning consideration as the league's most valuable player, plus for being the leading scorer in the Stanley Cup playoffs as the Penguins eliminated the Philadelphia Flyers Saturday and moved on to round two.
But to have legions of the citizenry, including a healthy portion of the female population, walking around with Malkin's name and number on their jerseys -- plus on their banners and posters -- takes some getting used to for a couple visiting the city to cheer on their son.
"I never in my life thought that so many people would be wearing No. 71 or getting their faces painted. I never thought I would see that," Natalia Malkin said before a recent playoff game at Mellon Arena.
Natalia and Vladimir Malkin have been swept along in their son's stardom. When they come to towns for games, the cameras find them and flash their pictures on the arena scoreboard. Fans migrate to their section and take their snapshots.
"Everybody must like us. We have our pictures taken so much," Mrs. Malkin said, laughing.
If sports has a way of making the world a smaller place, consider the story of a hockey player who could be called The Iron City Kid in two cities. One place is on the far side of what used to be the Iron Curtain, and people in his adopted hometown, while no longer a steel center, drink a local beer called Iron City.
The Malkins hail from Magnitogorsk, which roughly means Iron City. It's named for Magnitnaya Mountain, which was almost pure iron ore until it was mined out to feed steelmaking. The city is the home of the Magnitogorsk Iron and Steel Works, which came into existence along with the city in 1929 under a five-year plan of Josef Stalin.
During World War II, the steel for half of the T-34 battle tanks that turned back the German army was made in Magnitogorsk. At the same time, Pittsburgh became known as the Arsenal of Democracy for churning out the armor and shells that defeated the Germans on the Western Front.
Just about everybody in Magnitogorsk, which has a population of about 420,000, either works in steel production or an industry that supports it. That includes Vladimir Malkin, a machine inspector at the factory.
The Malkins don't speak English and most Pittsburghers don't speak Russian, which sets up something of a Berlitz Wall. But George Birman, an employee of the Penguins, translated during a recent interview.
Driven by a love of sport, the elder Mr. Malkin skated as a defenseman for the city's hockey team before he served a mandatory stint in the Red Army. Over time, he passed along the fundamentals of skating and hockey to his son.
"I put Evgeni on skates when he was 3 years old," he recalled. "Those skates are completely different from what kids wear today. The blades were much longer, and the boot was rougher in workmanship." Mr. Malkin sees a connection between the lessons learned on those rudimentary skates and how graceful and forceful his son is in professional hockey.
"I think he's such a good skater because of that," his father said. "If I knew he would one day play in the National Hockey League and do what he's doing, I definitely would have saved them."
Those who evaluate hockey talent in Russia -- and later scouts from all over the world -- saw greatness in the angular teen. In addition to representing his country on the international stage, Evgeni -- known by his Pittsburgh-given nickname of Geno -- was a mainstay on his hometown's professional hockey team. He played for the Magnitogorsk Metallurg, which translates into the Magnitogorsk Steelers.
After being drafted by the Penguins, and after clearing up a tangle by jumping from his home team to come to the United States three seasons ago, Geno has become one of the world's elite players.
He beat out countryman Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals to win the NHL scoring title this season. And he combines with Sidney Crosby, himself a scoring champion and MVP, to give the Penguins two of the very best players in the world.
It is no coincidence that the Penguins had never defeated the Flyers in a playoff series until last year. But led by a core of young talent, the Penguins accepted handshakes from the Flyers on home ice last season and were on the receiving end of congratulations on Saturday on Philadelphia ice, which is one of the most hostile environments for a visiting team.
The Malkins, however, don't get swept away by all the adulation. In fact, it makes them a bit uncomfortable when so much attention is directed at their son.
"I raised my son not as a star but as a regular person. For me, he's the same as everybody else," Vladimir Malkin said. "People come up to us and tell us how great he is. I don't like to hear all of that. I want him to be himself."
The Malkins are elated that their son, who recently bought a home in this area, landed in Pittsburgh.
"It's one of the great cities we've been to," Mrs. Malkin said. "It's so pretty, and everybody is friendly and helpful. The fans are amazing. I've never seen anything like this in my life."
Magnitogorsk is 10 time zones ahead of Pittsburgh, so a game that would start at 7 p.m. at Mellon Arena would begin at 5 a.m. there.
"When we watched from home, we'd get up at 4 in the morning to make sure we saw the games when they were on TV," Vladimir Malkin said. "Now that the Penguins are in the playoffs, they are watching as much as they can back home. The entire city is behind him."
Magnitogorsk Metallurg played some big games in the Continental Hockey League, and the Russian national teams are fierce competitors on the international stage.
But there is something special about the NHL playoffs.
"We have been to games in the regular season, but it's a completely different time right now. Nothing compares to what's going on right now," Vladimir Malkin said. "Of course, we are very excited and very happy for Evgeni. Hopefully, he can continue doing the same things deeper into the playoffs."
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Stanley Cup Finals Schedule: Penguins vs Red Wings
This appears to be bankable, finally. I hope the situation improves next year so that we don't have to have our championship held hostage by an indecisive and reluctant television network.vs
Game 1 Sat. 5/30 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 2 Sun. 5/31 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 3 Tue. 6/2 Pgh 8PM VS, CBC, RDS
Game 4 Thu. 6/4 Pgh 8PM VS, CBC, RDS
Game 5* Sat. 6/6 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 6* Tue. 6/9 Pgh 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
Game 7* Fri. 6/12 Det 8PM NBC, CBC, RDS
*if necessary
all times Eastern
Game 2 was either going to be at 7 PM or 8 PM, depending on whether or not the NBA series between the Lakers and the Nuggets went far enough to cause an overlap. Since a seventh game in LA was not necessary (the Lakers took the series on Fri. 5/29), Game 2 from Detroit will start at 8 PM Eastern, just like all the others. (Confirmation here.)
NBC will not allow the Pens to put up the outdoor screen for games they broadcast. Versus has been allowing it up till now, so if past history holds true, the only games where you will be able to watch from outside the Igloo are Games 3 and 4, which are home games. Sounds like a bit of a parking mess. If I hear anything that changes this, I'll edit this paragraph.
NBC will not allow the Pens to put up the outdoor screen for games they broadcast. Versus has been allowing it up till now, so if past history holds true, the only games where you will be able to watch from outside the Igloo are Games 3 and 4, which are home games. Sounds like a bit of a parking mess. If I hear anything that changes this, I'll edit this paragraph.
Teams that the Red Wings have beaten to win their most recent Stanley Cups:
96/97 - Philadelphia FlyersSubstitute Them for Us in the above list, and you have this year's chronological run of our opposing teams through the postseason. Portentous, or Pointless? We report, you decide.
97/98 - Washington Capitals
01/02 - Carolina Hurricanes
07/08 - Pittsburgh Penguins
It's Deja Vu All Over Again
Now it's official. Rematch City, bay-bee.
This was put out by the Post-Gazette a year ago, when the Pens were about to face off against the Redwings, in Detroit, for Game One of the Stanley Cup Finals.
Expect a different outcome this year.
This was put out by the Post-Gazette a year ago, when the Pens were about to face off against the Redwings, in Detroit, for Game One of the Stanley Cup Finals.
Expect a different outcome this year.
Sidney Crosby Derangement Syndrome
Captain Sid handles the new hardware
Todd Fleming, at The Bleacher Report, has a clue:
Sidney Crosby Derangement Syndrome: Despising Greatness
by Todd Fleming 5/26/09They call him “Cindy.” They call him a “crybaby” and a “diver.” They call him every name in the book. They shout obscenities at him not fit for print.
All the while, Sidney Crosby continues to be the greatest player in hockey. A one-man highlight machine on both ends of the ice.
No player in the NHL generates the kind of animosity that Sidney Crosby incites. Fans in nearly every NHL city except Pittsburgh love to hate him. The irony is the fans that hate him the most would likely be his biggest fans if he played for their team.
The more obvious symptoms of Sidney Crosby Derangement Syndrome (SCDS) are the name-calling and delusional statements that you see on Washington, Philadelphia, and New York fan message boards.
SCDS reaches its fevered pitch during the Stanley Cup Playoffs each year as Crosby torches team after team. The more subtle form of SCDS is the unwillingness of many to acknowledge Sidney Crosby as one of the greatest in the game or even of his own team. There are constant calls for Crosby to prove himself...as if leading his team to back-to-back Stanley Cup Finals while frequently looking like a man among boys isn’t enough.
And it extends beyond the fans. He also doesn’t get the respect he deserves from of his peers. In a recent Sports Illustrated survey that asked 324 NHL players who the best player in hockey was, Crosby tied for eighth place with a whopping 1.9 percent of the vote. Three members of the Detroit Red Wings finished ahead of Crosby, as did teammate Evgeni Malkin, who received seven percent of the votes. While I’m a huge fan of Geno and can understand why some would favor him, the fact that he got more than three times as many votes is absurd. When he is at the top of his game, it could at least be argued that he is a more talented player. But it does not happen nearly enough for him to be placed ahead of Sid.
Quite simply, nobody in hockey is as consistently great as Crosby. He never takes a second off, bringing his fire and fierce work ethic to every shift. Nor does anyone work as hard to excel in every facet of the game—from grinding it out in the defensive zone to winning face-offs to setting up teammates with picture-perfect passes. Every second he spends on the ice becomes must-see television during the playoffs. He is that good.
So, what generates the lack of respect and visceral hatred heaped on Crosby? What causes Flyers and Capitals fans to foam at the mouth and start twitching at the mere mention of his name?
One reason is that greatness will always be hated by some.
Tom Brady is one of the best quarterbacks ever to play the game, but plenty of NFL fans rabidly hate him. What did he do to generate that hate? He has been consistently great...that’s it. All the rest of the reasons given are just background noise to justify the hatred.
The same is true of Sidney Crosby.
He helped send the Flyers packing in the playoffs in back-to-back seasons while knocking out Washington’s own superstar this year. While plenty of fans of those teams respect what Crosby does on the ice, they hate him for it. Others let their SCDS get the best of them, and they refuse to even acknowledge that Crosby is a good hockey player.
But that is only one reason, and it isn’t the main reason for SCDS.
(article continues at link)
There's so much on the Internets today about the win, the sweep, the celebration, the finals. It's all great. I doubt you need my help to find any of it. I'm taking the rest of today off, and will watch the Wings and Hawks tonight to see what's up with our opponent, and with the scheduling for Game 1 of the Finals. Once there's a nailed-down schedule, I'll re-post it to update or verify my previous finals-schedule post.
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Cowher Power, Debunked
Bill may as well rent a dinghy and go fishing with Fredo, because he's dead to me now. I'm done talking about this guy.
Ladies And Gentlemen...
Penguins 4
Hurricanes 1
Penguins win the Eastern Conference Championship, 4 games to 0
Game 4: Benedict Bill
But alas. From WTAE's website:
Pens Prep For Game 4; Cowher To Sound Hurricanes' Siren
posted 3:28pm EDT 5/25/09
updated 2:31pm EDT 5/26/09
RALEIGH, N.C. -- The Penguins could win the right to play for the Stanley Cup tonight, but first, former Steelers coach Bill Cowher will do his best to fire their opponents up.
Cowher, now a Raleigh resident, will sound the Carolina Hurricanes' pregame "warning siren" at the RBC Center before Game 4 of the Eastern Conference finals at 7:30 p.m. The Penguins have a commanding 3-0 lead in the best-of-seven series.
"Benedict Cowher" T-shirts were being sold Tuesday at Yinzers on Penn Avenue in the Strip District.
(article continues at link)
Here's Channel 4's man-on-the-street Sheldon Ingram, talking to local Pens fans and even to Cowher's brother Dale. I'm trying to snag the video to embed it on this page, but for the moment you'll have to go to WTAE's site to view it (click on the image below).
It's sad, really — the man is simply in a gloomy wood, astray.
Here's another local-news video on Turncoat Bill, from a Raleigh station's perspective this time. I can't snag this one either. I wish these outfits would post garden-variety .flv files like everyone else does.
If anyone can cop a photo of one of those tee shirts from the Strip, please leave a comment with a URL if you upload it somewhere, okay? I need a picture of that shirt.
...added after the game... Here it is, featured on another television-news video. WPXI did their own post-game story that also chronicled the whole sorry business. Even The Bus went on record, finger-wagging and tisk-tisking his old boss for doing wrong. Click on the pic to go to WPXI's site to see the video.
I'll be hanged if I can figure out how to snag the videos from these television news-station pages. Nothing in my bag-o-video-tricks wants to work. If you can do it, or can point me to a tool that will, please leave a comment, thanks! I hate to be outfoxed by these things.
Here's another local-news video on Turncoat Bill, from a Raleigh station's perspective this time. I can't snag this one either. I wish these outfits would post garden-variety .flv files like everyone else does.
If anyone can cop a photo of one of those tee shirts from the Strip, please leave a comment with a URL if you upload it somewhere, okay? I need a picture of that shirt.
...added after the game... Here it is, featured on another television-news video. WPXI did their own post-game story that also chronicled the whole sorry business. Even The Bus went on record, finger-wagging and tisk-tisking his old boss for doing wrong. Click on the pic to go to WPXI's site to see the video.
I'll be hanged if I can figure out how to snag the videos from these television news-station pages. Nothing in my bag-o-video-tricks wants to work. If you can do it, or can point me to a tool that will, please leave a comment, thanks! I hate to be outfoxed by these things.
Game 4: The Longest Day
I just had to crib this shot from ThePensBlog. Iwo Jima, too funny. Is it 7:30 yet?
By the way, did you know that RBC stands for Royal Bank of Canada? What the h*ll is up with that?
By the way, did you know that RBC stands for Royal Bank of Canada? What the h*ll is up with that?
Game 4: It's A Great Day For A Polka
A classic from the archives.
Here's the audio track.
Just as good is this Steelers classic polka, too. Let's Polka!
Here's the audio track.
It's A Great Day For Hockey (Polka) - Energy
Just as good is this Steelers classic polka, too. Let's Polka!
Pens-Canes Game 4: FEMA Alert
If you can't make out the text in the image below, click anywhere on it to display it at full size outside of the blog, at Flickr. And just in case it isn't clear: IT'S A PARODY. Please don't go humor-impaired on me, I'm not trying to offend anyone. It has been a long three days' wait for Game 4!
Inspiration came from this page. Just funnin', folks.
Inspiration came from this page. Just funnin', folks.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Red Army Hockey In Pittsburgh
Then:
Russian (Soviet) hockey back in the day, assuming the day was in 1976. Goaltender Vladislav Tretiak, Captain Boris Mikhailov, Alexander Yakushev, Yuri Liapkin, Igor Romishevski, Viasheslav Starshinov. The Cold War era CCCP teams were the evil Imperial Storm Troopers of Olympic hockey when I was growing up. (Until Lake Placid, at least.)
Now:
Ruslan Fedotenko and Evgeni Malkin. Руслан Федотенко and Евгений Малкин. Feds and Geno. The Tank and The Machine. They may be Reds, but they bleed Black and Gold. In this photo they're celebrating Tank's goal in Saturday's Game 3 in Raleigh. So, too, are some of the many happy Pens fans in attendance at RBC. (Who is that lamer in the Braves cap? I've heard of Jersey Fouls, but this has to be a double-major Hat Foul. Seth, can I get a ruling?)
Here are a couple of reverse-angle shots of the same post-goal celebration:
Here are a couple of reverse-angle shots of the same post-goal celebration:
As related by CBCsports.ca:
In Saturday's Game 3, Malkin set up Pittsburgh’s fourth goal for Fedotenko at 11:29 of the third period by giving him a between-the-legs drop pass. Once he got the puck, Fedotenko put it over Carolina goalie Cam Ward’s glove.
And while Malkin has some pretty good hockey sense, it wasn’t instincts that let him know Fedotenko was behind him.
“I knew he was open and I knew he was behind me, and I passed because he talked to me,” Malkin said.
Not that anyone around them necessarily was aware of what was going on.
“We both speak Russian,” Malkin said.
Fedotenko’s message, according to Malkin: “Right here, free, free.”
Watch it for yourself. It starts at 1:16 on the video.
And speaking of speaking Russian: after the game Geno put in an appearance at the press podium, which doesn't happen very often. He brought along Sergei (Sarge) Gonchar — yet another Russian Penguin (well, Ukranian, to be precise) — to help with the translating. At 5:02 on the following video, a Russian reporter asks Geno something in the Mother Tongue, to which he replies in Russian, "In Russian? Thank God," and then proceeds to answer for himself.
So just what was it that was being discussed? This might be my biggest journalistic scoop of the entire postseason. According to a Czech fellow on YouTube who thought he understood enough Russian to figure it out, most of it was typical hockey talk, then the last bit at the end went something like this (paraphrasing from his paraphrasing):
Russian reporter: "Евгений Влади́мирович, did your exceptional performance tonight have anything to do with the fact that you've been eating your mother's good Russian home cooking?"
Евгений Влади́мирович: "All Russian women cook good."
I told you it was the borscht. As soon as we get this series over with, I'm posting a recipe.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Stanley Cup Finals: NBC-NHL Scheduling Debacle
If you got to this post via a search on Google, please bounce to my newer updated Stanley Cup Finals schedule post located here instead. It has just been revised to include the start time for Game 2. The information in this older post has become obsolete, but Google is still linking to this one rather than the more recent one. Or click on the banner to go directly to the homepage, and then scroll down a few posts to find the schedule that way (posted Wed. 5/27). Thanks!
Up till now I haven't posted any schedules for the Stanley Cup Finals, partly so as not to jinx anything (it ain't Oprah till it's Oprah), but also because it has been a major-league goose-chase to locate anything that even approaches an official announcement of the game dates. There were two sets of schedules: the first had game 1 beginning on Friday May 29th, but required that both conference final serieses be swept. Chicago knocked that idea out of the box by taking game 3 from Detroit. (We, on the other hand, appear highly likely to do the deed. I'm just saying.) So the second scenario would seem to be the winner by default. But it is a ridiculous, ludicrous, horrible arrangement. NBC is calling all the shots since Bettman wants over-the-air broadcasts, not just cable. And NBC isn't exactly prioritizing things to suit the best interests of the NHL, its players, or its fans. In this Plan B scenario, game 1 isn't to start until the end of NEXT WEEK – Friday June 5th. The first two games are on consecutive nights, and a seven-game series wouldn't be over until June 16th. It's Conan O'Brien's fault. Or maybe there's a Yanni concert at Radio City Music Hall.
But whoa Nelly, hold your horses. I just found this update at ESPN.com, posted less than two hours ago as I type this.
So with that taken into account, here's what I believe to be the most likely schedule for the finals. All times are Eastern. I think. Unless they aren't. The last column is who has home ice (duh).
HOWEVER — and I'm not sure about this so don't bet the farm — if either the Pens or the Wings lose their next games (Tuesday and Wednesday of this week, respectively), I guess we're back to the original second "late start" scenario.
But who the hell really knows! Not me!
Up till now I haven't posted any schedules for the Stanley Cup Finals, partly so as not to jinx anything (it ain't Oprah till it's Oprah), but also because it has been a major-league goose-chase to locate anything that even approaches an official announcement of the game dates. There were two sets of schedules: the first had game 1 beginning on Friday May 29th, but required that both conference final serieses be swept. Chicago knocked that idea out of the box by taking game 3 from Detroit. (We, on the other hand, appear highly likely to do the deed. I'm just saying.) So the second scenario would seem to be the winner by default. But it is a ridiculous, ludicrous, horrible arrangement. NBC is calling all the shots since Bettman wants over-the-air broadcasts, not just cable. And NBC isn't exactly prioritizing things to suit the best interests of the NHL, its players, or its fans. In this Plan B scenario, game 1 isn't to start until the end of NEXT WEEK – Friday June 5th. The first two games are on consecutive nights, and a seven-game series wouldn't be over until June 16th. It's Conan O'Brien's fault. Or maybe there's a Yanni concert at Radio City Music Hall.
But whoa Nelly, hold your horses. I just found this update at ESPN.com, posted less than two hours ago as I type this.
NHL may bump up Cup finals start date
By E. J. Hradek
Updated: May 24, 2009, 10:36 PM ET
According to multiple sources, if the Pittsburgh Penguins and Detroit Red Wings can wrap up their respective Conference final series by Wednesday night, the Stanley Cup finals likely would start on Saturday, May 30 in Detroit. In this scenario, Game 2 would be played on Sunday, May 31.
This is a change from a May 22 press release from the league that indicated that the championship series would begin on Friday, June 5, if both Conference final series didn't end in four-game sweeps.
The Penguins can close out their series with a victory over the Hurricanes in Raleigh on Tuesday night. The defending champion Red Wings, meanwhile, have positioned themselves to advance with a win over the Blackhawks on Wednesday in Detroit.
For the past several days, the league has been working behind the scenes with NBC, which has limited prime time real estate to devote to the Cup finals due to important "sweeps" week programming and the Tonight Show re-launch with new host Conan O'Brien.
The possible change would spare the league an embarrassing, television-created, eight-day hiatus and the competitive nature of the playoffs wouldn't be compromised by an unusually long layoff for both clubs.
So with that taken into account, here's what I believe to be the most likely schedule for the finals. All times are Eastern. I think. Unless they aren't. The last column is who has home ice (duh).
1. Sat 5/30 8PM NBC West
2. Sun 5/31 8PM NBC West
3. Tue 6/2 8PM Versus East
4. Thu 6/4 8PM Versus East
5.* Sat 6/6 8PM NBC West
6.* Tue 6/9 8PM NBC East
7.* Fri 6/12 8PM NBC West
*if necessary
HOWEVER — and I'm not sure about this so don't bet the farm — if either the Pens or the Wings lose their next games (Tuesday and Wednesday of this week, respectively), I guess we're back to the original second "late start" scenario.
1. Fri 6/5 8PM NBC West
2. Sat 6/6 8PM NBC West
3. Mon 6/8 8PM Versus East
4. Wed 6/10 8PM Versus East
5.* Fri 6/12 8PM NBC West
6.* Sun 6/14 5PM NBC East <--note earlier time
7.* Tue 6/16 8PM NBC West
*if necessary
But who the hell really knows! Not me!
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Game 3 Final Score: Pens 6, Canes 2
Highlights of the highlights:
▪ Goal 4 was a beautiful drop pass from Malkin to Fedotenko. It starts at 6:34 on the video. I'm going to write it up as its own post, which I'll link to here after it has been posted.
▪ Goal 5 was an empty-netter by Craig Adams, sent all the way into the net from a faceoff at our own blue-line. (At 7:50 on the video, then watch our bench, laughing.)
Poor, poor Beavis.
Put a fork in 'em, they're done. Read this, or this, or this, or especially this.
Game Four is Tuesday night, 7:30pm. Bring your brooms.*
Haiku Of Coming Attractions:
Pens-Canes E C F
Game Four, with Pens up three-zip
We say: Crank This, Bill
Pens-Canes E C F
Game Four, with Pens up three-zip
We say: Crank This, Bill
* Yes, I realize I am being optimistic. Hello, did you watch the last three games? I'll go out on a limb. But just as it's possible that we clean their clocks and nail the sweep, it's also possible that they could salvage a few tattered shreds of dignity in front of their home fans by pulling off an upset. It isn't likely, but it could happen. But so what if they do? We'll just come home and take them in game 5 at the Igloo, in front of our own people. Big Whoop.
Pens-Canes Game 3: Second Intermission
Lots of shots. Go look them up on the team's live blog, I'm not doing stats right now. We have lots more than they do, is all I'm saying. (Okay, I looked them up. 31-16 through two periods.) Skating back and forth, which probably favors us, the younger and less tired team. The ice appears to be in poor condition, for what that's worth.
Carolina is playing tight, and their D looks way bad. The team and the crowd are both appear very demoralized. The sideline announcer babe Chris Simpson talked to Joe Corvo immediately after the period ended, and in his eyes was the look of a deer facing headlights.
We finished the period with another very strong shift, just didn't get any into the net this time. Score after 2 periods: still 3-1, Pens.
Carolina is playing tight, and their D looks way bad. The team and the crowd are both appear very demoralized. The sideline announcer babe Chris Simpson talked to Joe Corvo immediately after the period ended, and in his eyes was the look of a deer facing headlights.
We finished the period with another very strong shift, just didn't get any into the net this time. Score after 2 periods: still 3-1, Pens.
Pens-Canes Game 3: First Intermission
Cullen scores first for Carolina. Malkin ties it up. Teams skate back and forth. One minute left in period, Crosby scores. Then a few seconds later, Malkin gets his second. Score after 1 period: 3-1, Pens.
Red shirts in crowd are dumb, silent. Black shirts in crowd (enough to make some noise) are happy happy.
There is nobody can play with us when 87 and 71 are both on their game. And oh boy are they ever.
Red shirts in crowd are dumb, silent. Black shirts in crowd (enough to make some noise) are happy happy.
There is nobody can play with us when 87 and 71 are both on their game. And oh boy are they ever.
Pens-Canes Game 3: Sports Soup To Nuts
It's 7:15 pm and stupid freaking VS is showing some travesty of a snark-the-funny-highlights show called Sports Soup. WHERE IS MY HOCKEY PREGAME SHOW, DAMMIT??
It's times like these when I wish I lived in Canada. Except that I would want the Pens to live there too.
Hurry... up... seven... thirty...
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It's times like these when I wish I lived in Canada. Except that I would want the Pens to live there too.
Hurry... up... seven... thirty...
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Sid The Little Kid
What were you doing in January 2002? Our Sidney was all of 14. While waiting for his voice to change, he was already burning up the Maritimes with his incredible scoring ability. I was saving this video for later, but what the heck, it's too good to squirrel away. Good karma for Game Three tonight.
Snagging from the video and doing some Photoshop voodoo, here's the closest I can come to a Baby Sid picture. Aww, how can those Sid-bashers hate this cutie? They should all be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Even the little Habs jersey is sweet.
Snagging from the video and doing some Photoshop voodoo, here's the closest I can come to a Baby Sid picture. Aww, how can those Sid-bashers hate this cutie? They should all be thoroughly ashamed of themselves. Even the little Habs jersey is sweet.
The Devil Made Him Do It
Miroslav Satan. I'd call him the Comeback Kid, except he ain't no kid, he's 34 years old. Been around the block more than a few times. 14-year NHL career, mainly with Buffalo, more recently the Islanders. Signed by Ray Shero last summer to a $3.5 million, 1-year deal. Didn't perform well in the regular season, sent down to Wilkes Barre-Scranton at the trade deadline to make cap room for Bill Guerin. Over 700 career points, and back to the bus leagues. Brutal. To his eternal credit, he sucked it up and went, no ego, no whining. By all accounts was a tremendous asset there, played a great role for the kids. Earned his way back up for the playoffs.
Conference Finals vs. Carolina. Game Two. Pens up 7-4, 1:19 left in the game. Canes very frustrated, very chippy.
Miroslav Satan, who never gets into fights. Fighting. And winning! Even the television announcer can't believe his eyes.
So I made this for Miro. How could I not? (click on the image to see it full-size in another window or tab)
Conference Finals vs. Carolina. Game Two. Pens up 7-4, 1:19 left in the game. Canes very frustrated, very chippy.
Miroslav Satan, who never gets into fights. Fighting. And winning! Even the television announcer can't believe his eyes.
Satan fights back, gains lots of respect
by Ron Cook, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette — 5/23/09
(excerpts)The Penguins had their 7-4 win all but wrapped up in the final two minutes when Carolina forward Ryan Bayda received a match penalty for elbowing and then cross-checking defenseman Kris Letang in the mouth. The predictable chaos followed. The next thing anyone knew, Satan was firing punches at Eaves as if he were Mike Tyson.
It hardly would have been more shocking if Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin had resorted to such pugilism.
"I didn't do it so much for the team. I did it more for myself," Satan said yesterday. "[Eaves] took a free punch at me. I felt I didn't have a choice."
When told that he scored some seriously big points inside the locker room, Satan seemed almost embarrassed. "I'm just glad they're all getting to know me a little bit," he said, quietly.
What the Penguins have learned about Satan is that he's no quitter. He had every reason to bail on the team and head home to Slovakia when he was sent to Wilkes-Barre/Scranton to clear salary-cap room for newly acquired winger Bill Guerin. But he didn't. The Penguins are thrilled that he didn't.
"I signed with this team to be in the playoffs. And here I am, in the playoffs."
So I made this for Miro. How could I not? (click on the image to see it full-size in another window or tab)
If you don't get the movie reference, check out http://www.dragmetohell.net. In theaters May 29th. And just in case you're new at this: in Topolcany, Slovakia, it's pronounced shuh-TAN.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Malkin's Game 2 Hat Trick
Even a day later, that third goal still drops my jaw in amazement. Here's some more Internet goodness about the win, and Geno's incredible night last night.
• Excerpted from the Stanley Cup Playoffs blog on ESPN's website:
Mama Malkin, I want your recipe. Are we talking borscht here? Mmmm, I love that stuff.
Mom cooks for Geno
Waves towels and cheers with Dad too
Hat trick for their boy
• And this excerpt, from Cam Cole of the Toronto Sun:
• A quote from Geno himself, via the Philadelphia Examiner, of all places:
• How about this little animated-gif version of the "Geno play" goal. Right-click on it, select 'Save Image As...', and put it wherever you want on your hard drive. Enjoy it forever.
• All this, and I haven't even addressed Miro Satan's fight last night! That was epic all by itself. I'm still putting that post together, since I have some time to work with before Saturday night's Game 3 in Raleigh. And just to let you know what's in my mind for later, I've got big plans for a pre-game-4 post if we take game 3 and threaten the sweep. But first let's see how Saturday goes. The overachieving Canes have already come back in their previous rounds when they were down 3-2 and 3-1, so you can't completely count them out. But I'm not worried about playing in their building — I think we might be pleasantly surprised by the Pens-fan presence there. Carolina is a very tired team and is starting to show it, and I think that they may finally be getting their overdue come-uppance in this series. The Pens are playing right now like nothing on Planet Earth is going to stop them short of their goal.
• Excerpted from the Stanley Cup Playoffs blog on ESPN's website:
The secret to Malkin's success? Mom's homemade soup and beef
Thursday, May 21, 2009
by Scott Burnside
PITTSBURGH -- The secret to Evgeni Malkin's success is out. Soup and beef.
"My parents are superstars now," Malkin said after scoring the first playoff hat trick of his career in Pittsburgh's 7-4 win over Carolina on Thursday night. "They've helped me in everything. My mom now before game is great cooker. I feel good now.
"I love Russian food, and my mom cooks Russian food. It's helped me. My favorite food is beef, and before every game I have soup."
Mama Malkin, I want your recipe. Are we talking borscht here? Mmmm, I love that stuff.
Mom cooks for Geno
Waves towels and cheers with Dad too
Hat trick for their boy
• And this excerpt, from Cam Cole of the Toronto Sun:
The hat-trick goal was out of this world: a call-shot. Not quite a Babe Ruth gesture to the outfield bleachers, but an offensive-zone faceoff where Malkin told his teammates he was going forward with the puck off the draw.He fired it past Canes’ Matt Cullen, picked it up on the end boards, circled the net and whipped an unstoppable backhand in the few inches Carolina goalie Cam Ward had left open over his blocker.
Hats littered the Mellon Arena ice, Malkin surpassed Sidney Crosby as the playoffs’ scoring leader, and the NHL had yet another performance for the ages by a young star on which to hang a marketing campaign.
“That faceoff play is called the Geno for a reason,” said Pens coach Dan Bylsma. “He pushed through, went and got it himself, and after that, it’s just all him — he takes it to the net, spins on his backhand, and there’s not a lot of room where he put it.
“There’s not many players in the world can make that play. Two of them are on our team.” (Leeeny has to pinch herself when she reads that.)
• A quote from Geno himself, via the Philadelphia Examiner, of all places:
“Maybe its just one game. I am trying to play every game hard and smart. I try better every game.”
• How about this little animated-gif version of the "Geno play" goal. Right-click on it, select 'Save Image As...', and put it wherever you want on your hard drive. Enjoy it forever.
• All this, and I haven't even addressed Miro Satan's fight last night! That was epic all by itself. I'm still putting that post together, since I have some time to work with before Saturday night's Game 3 in Raleigh. And just to let you know what's in my mind for later, I've got big plans for a pre-game-4 post if we take game 3 and threaten the sweep. But first let's see how Saturday goes. The overachieving Canes have already come back in their previous rounds when they were down 3-2 and 3-1, so you can't completely count them out. But I'm not worried about playing in their building — I think we might be pleasantly surprised by the Pens-fan presence there. Carolina is a very tired team and is starting to show it, and I think that they may finally be getting their overdue come-uppance in this series. The Pens are playing right now like nothing on Planet Earth is going to stop them short of their goal.
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Game 2 Final Score: Pens 7, Canes 4
Carolina Hurricanes? Meet Hurricane Evgeni. Hat Trick City for the Pride of Magnitogorsk, including one of the most sickestly beautiful goals I have ever seen in my life. Watch, and boggle.
You'll have to go find the game recaps for yourself. Don't whine, you know where they are. Pens are now up two games to zip as we head to Raleigh for game three on Saturday night. Either we sweep 'em in four, or we come back home and finish it at the Igloo. Sweet either way.
You'll have to go find the game recaps for yourself. Don't whine, you know where they are. Pens are now up two games to zip as we head to Raleigh for game three on Saturday night. Either we sweep 'em in four, or we come back home and finish it at the Igloo. Sweet either way.
Canes-Pens Game 2: White Aht
Fans at the Igloo tonight will get white towels to wave, and white tee shirts with this design on the front:
Time to rally the troops...
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Burghability: Yinzers On A Caach
These videos are funny enough to give you an aneurysm. And I mean that in a good way.
Lots more pants-wettingly hysterical stuff, in a variety of Burgh flavors, is at Benstonium.com. Chris Benson created these things. From what I've been able to learn, he's a 24-year-old Pitt student from Carnegie. As far as I am concerned, he is the Sidney Crosby of short, smart, stunning videos.
I'm saving Chris's Pens Playoffs Tribute video for a later post, hoping that he will have the opportunity to add more to it before it's time to shave off all those playoff beards. But if you want to see it now in its current form (through the first two rounds), hop on over here for a look.
Burghability: The Power Of 3's
Burghability: The Playoff Beards
Burghability: The Russian Spy
Lots more pants-wettingly hysterical stuff, in a variety of Burgh flavors, is at Benstonium.com. Chris Benson created these things. From what I've been able to learn, he's a 24-year-old Pitt student from Carnegie. As far as I am concerned, he is the Sidney Crosby of short, smart, stunning videos.
I'm saving Chris's Pens Playoffs Tribute video for a later post, hoping that he will have the opportunity to add more to it before it's time to shave off all those playoff beards. But if you want to see it now in its current form (through the first two rounds), hop on over here for a look.
A Great Hockey Song. Really.
Whenever I hear this great Pogues song, my brain conjures up a certain bunch of stuff. The hot flush of first love (not necessarily my own). The warm bite of Irish whiskey, the cold sting of winter air, a frisson of lust, and some slightly sappy but feel-good hockey, comparable to the 1980 U.S. Olympic semifinal — all rolled into one big emotional snowball. An odd mix? Try it yourself, and see what you get.
If you've ever seen the film "Mystery, Alaska" and listened all the way through to the end credits, then you know why I feel this way about this song. This movie was blurbed as "The Rocky of Hockey" when it was released in 1999, and that's an appropriate tagline. But it didn't win any Oscars. Roger Ebert was not effusive with praise. The plot is somewhere on the wrong side of plausible. But go along with it anyway. Try not to be critical of lame skating — they're actors after all, and editing can't fix everything. Do we taunt Superstar Max for his lame BMW-ad performances? (Well, er, never mind about that one.) And suspend your disbelief when your eyes remind you that those other guys on the ice are NOT the New York Rangers. (They're not even pretending to be. The actual Rangers declined to participate in the film, even by proxy. Jagoffs.) While the movie's overall concept may be short-handed, its execution isn't — the writing, directing, cast, performances, and wit all score big on the power play. Go on, put it into your Netflix queue. It's even streamable over there now, until the end of May. Post a comment if you liked it. Or even if you didn't. But isn't the song great either way?
Here are a couple of small stills from the film.
And yes, that's Russell Crowe in front of the net in the brown jersey. BONUS!
Here are a couple of small stills from the film.
And yes, that's Russell Crowe in front of the net in the brown jersey. BONUS!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Yinz Luv Yinz Luv Da Guins
Best Playoff Beard In Pittsburgh
This little dude rocks. His name is Anthony Williams, and he's helping to raise money for the Mario Lemieux Foundation by participating in the Penguins' Beard-A-Thon charity drive. He made the Jumbotron during game 5 against the Caps, and got nationwide cable face-time (beard-time?) on Versus on Monday night against the Hurricanes. See for yourself.
Here's what he has to say about his facial-hair facsimile:
My mom said that I wasn't allowed to grow a beard until I was at least 11...but...IT'S THE STANLEY CUP PLAYOFFS AND IT'S A GREAT DAY FOR...A BEARD! Let's go Pens!
Anthony has raised $535.00 so far. Check out his page here at the Beard-A-Thon site. Rate his beard from one to five pucks (give him a five!), and then pledge him some money too, like I did. Way to go, Anthony. You da MAN.
Game One's Best Shirt
Wear this to the Igloo and you're a hero. Wear it to church - maybe not so much.
Fear Of Flying
I don't trust airplanes either, so I can identify with this:
I'm probably in the minority, but I enjoyed listening to Tony on MNF. But then I like him on PTI also. And I even liked Dennis Miller on MNF, although I knew he was doomed. Madden, on the other hand, drove me absolutely up the wall. So now, Gruden? I have no clue. We'll see.
Tony Kornheiser Exits Monday Night Football TeamFormer Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Jon "Chucky" Gruden will join Mike Tirico and Ron Jaworski when ESPN's Monday Night Football starts its 40th season this fall. Gruden will make his debut with a preseason game Aug. 13, a Super Bowl rematch between the Arizona Cardinals and the defending champion Pittsburgh Steelers.
MNF has used all sorts of personalities over the years, dating to its debut on ABC. Gruden recalled watching in the days when Howard Cosell and Don Meredith shared the booth, and comedian Dennis Miller's stint led to Kornheiser's run.
The snarl-for-snarky swap came after Kornheiser cited a fear of flying in his decision to leave after three years. The same fear beset one of the most popular MNF announcers ever, John Madden, who retired from his TV career last month.
"My fear of planes is legendary and sadly true," Kornheiser said in a statement released by the network. "When I looked at the upcoming schedule it was the perfect storm that would've frequently moved me from the bus to the air."
Kornheiser will continue to appear on ESPN's "Pardon the Interruption."
I'm probably in the minority, but I enjoyed listening to Tony on MNF. But then I like him on PTI also. And I even liked Dennis Miller on MNF, although I knew he was doomed. Madden, on the other hand, drove me absolutely up the wall. So now, Gruden? I have no clue. We'll see.
Monday, May 18, 2009
Game 1 Final Score: Pens 3, Canes 2
I got my birthday present! Thank you, guys. Glad to have that one in the bank. Carolina does know how to play all 60 minutes of a hockey game (not that this is a surprise, it's how they've gotten this far). In the first period, Miro Satan had a diabolically wicked breakaway goal right after he got out of the penalty box. Beat Cam Ward like a rented mule, he did. Geno had the second goal (also in the first), and Phillippe Boucher the third goal, in the third period. Sidney had an assist on Boucher's goal, but was otherwise not much of a factor tonight. The second period was flat and ugly (and no Pens scored), but we got through it. Marc-André Fleury's goaltending was the overall highlight, despite the two pucks that got past him. Lots more didn't. He outplayed Ward by a good margin (the save totals were 23 for MAF and 28 for CW), but Cam picked it up at the end, and the last couple of minutes were real nail-biters as the Hurricanes blew with gale-force intensity as the clock ticked down to zero.
Thoughts:
1. I don't know whether Sid had an off game for some reason, or the Canes were just good at neutralizing him, but I hope that the rabid-wolverine Sid comes back on Thursday.
2. Eric Staal wasn't much of a factor either. Another game where he didn't score a goal and the Canes lost the game. Another Game 1 loss for them, from which they will take consolation because they won their other two rounds after first-game losses. Maybe not this time, fellas.
3. Flower is going to have to continue to play as spectacularly as he did tonight, because the Canes had a lot of chances that they didn't capitalize on. They made far too many passes and not enough shots, and I expect they will fix that in Game 2. The goalies are going to be major, major factors in this series.
Game summary (stats) at Penguins/NHL
Game recap at Penguins/NHL
Post-Gazette game recap
Sporting News recap
TSN.ca recap (includes links to video highlights)
And to top it all off, the Pirates beat the Nationals tonight also, 12-7, for their third straight win. TWO birthday presents, how about that.
Thoughts:
1. I don't know whether Sid had an off game for some reason, or the Canes were just good at neutralizing him, but I hope that the rabid-wolverine Sid comes back on Thursday.
2. Eric Staal wasn't much of a factor either. Another game where he didn't score a goal and the Canes lost the game. Another Game 1 loss for them, from which they will take consolation because they won their other two rounds after first-game losses. Maybe not this time, fellas.
3. Flower is going to have to continue to play as spectacularly as he did tonight, because the Canes had a lot of chances that they didn't capitalize on. They made far too many passes and not enough shots, and I expect they will fix that in Game 2. The goalies are going to be major, major factors in this series.
Game summary (stats) at Penguins/NHL
Game recap at Penguins/NHL
Post-Gazette game recap
Sporting News recap
TSN.ca recap (includes links to video highlights)
And to top it all off, the Pirates beat the Nationals tonight also, 12-7, for their third straight win. TWO birthday presents, how about that.
Game 1: Watching The Pre-Game On FSN
I feel soooo sorry for the folks at FSN.
Last week: Pittsburgh at Washington, hockey - drew a 24.9 Nielsen share, almost 300,000 viewers
Tonight: Pittsburgh at Washington, baseball - not so much
Puck drops in about 45 minutes. See yinz on the flip side! GO SID! GO GENO! GO PENS!
Last week: Pittsburgh at Washington, hockey - drew a 24.9 Nielsen share, almost 300,000 viewers
Tonight: Pittsburgh at Washington, baseball - not so much
Puck drops in about 45 minutes. See yinz on the flip side! GO SID! GO GENO! GO PENS!
Pop Rocks: Of Course They Did A Penguins Song Too
I don't know why I didn't think to go look for this before today. It was posted right after we took out the Flyers.
Good stuff, even though I am not much of a Journey fan. Look through my pre-Super-Bowl posts (January 09 archives) if you want to see more of (and about) these kids.
Good stuff, even though I am not much of a Journey fan. Look through my pre-Super-Bowl posts (January 09 archives) if you want to see more of (and about) these kids.
Canes-Pens Game 1: Waiting, Waiting
Today, all of my clocks are working like this one.
It's The Clock of the Long Now. It ticks once a year. The hands denote centuries and millennia. At midnight on 1/1/2000, the clock chimed ... twice.
It's The Clock of the Long Now. It ticks once a year. The hands denote centuries and millennia. At midnight on 1/1/2000, the clock chimed ... twice.
Barbie And Me
Happy -ahem-th Birthday to the both of us. Hers was actually on March 9th, so I'm nine weeks younger. Yes, it matters.
The resemblance between us is striking, except I use more eyeliner.
The resemblance between us is striking, except I use more eyeliner.
Sunday, May 17, 2009
Hard To Hate A Hurricane?
Residents of New Orleans LA or Homestead FL might find it quite easy to Hate a Hurricane, however I sit in Pennsylvania, where the atmosphere can sometimes be unattractive but it's rarely ever dangerous. The only memory I have of a hurricane that did any actual damage to me or my family was Agnes, in 1972. The creek behind my house was suddenly three feet deep inside the house, and my backyard was a churning lake of water and muck the color of melted Hershey bars. I don't recall what was damaged of the stuff my parents kept in the cellar (workbench, tools, freezer, washer, dryer, etc.), but I remember distinctly that the wooden balls from my croquet set got loose in the waterlogged garage, and floated away downstream. I wonder if they ended up in the Gulf of Mexico.
Just as we don't have much cause to hate meteorological hurricanes up here, we also don't have much justification for rage against the North Carolinian hockey-playing Hurricanes either. There's no long-smoldering, ready-to-flare-up-at-any-moment Centralia mine fire of hostility between us and the Canes - nor their Caniacs - the way there is between us and Philthydelphia, or to a lesser extent (but growing like a metastatic tumor) Washington.
The Raleigh folks appear to have more highly-developed social skills than their Yankee neighbors farther up the Eastern seaboard. Even if they're perhaps a little too fond of wasting gasoline, they've got at least one thoughtful blogger who has a few clues about how to approach Life, Letting Go, and Hockey. (He's actually a transplant from Massachusetts, but we'll have to let that slide for the moment. I hope to address the topic of Transplants later in the series, if I get the chance.) It would seem that the most egregious grudge befouling the air between Pittsburgh and Raleigh is the Brooks Orpik/Erik Cole hit which took place in March 2006 as the Hurricanes were en route to their only Stanley Cup. It was not a small thing and thank heavens it wasn't worse - Cole suffered a compression fracture in his C-5 vertebra, though he recovered quickly enough to play in the finals; Orpik was suspended for three games. But even this was just one isolated incident, not a decades-long history of Fear and Loathing. For Carolina, that honor must go to the team they just beat in Round 2, the Bruins. Prior to 1997 the Carolina Hurricanes were in fact the Hartford Whalers, neighbors and bitter rivals of Boston. Carolina fans who have identified with their team's history, as well as those masochistically loyal Whaler fans in Connecticut who still root for the team that Peter Karmanos ran away with (like Art Modell did with the
Therefore, to make up for the lack of a whole lotta hatin' goin' on between these opponents, bones of contention have to be manufactured, or at least massaged a bit, to stir up everyone's blood ahead of Game 1 on Monday night. Here are a few of the things that have been cranked out and cranked up, to feed the beast ahead of the first face-off, when genuine gametime antipathy can finally take over.
1. Staal, Eric, vs Staal, Jordan. Did you know that they are brothers?
2.
Bill Cowher vs Mike Tomlin
(Real Pittsburghers always manage to wangle the Stillers into any other topic of conversation. Always.)
The Chin is a hand-shaking, baby-kissing Raleigh resident these days, and has occasionally been the pre-game
This adolescent-brained Cackalacky stunt, if it happens, could turn out to be a juju-boost for the Pens. Cahr never could win a freaking conference-final playoff game in his own building.
3. Ron Francis and Tom Barrasso are both Carolina assistant coaches. Back in the day, they both were Penguins. Will they or won't they wear their 1991 and 1992 Stanley Cup rings? What Would Mario Do?
4. Sidney Crosby vs Alex Ovechkin. The two most exciting players in the
You get my point. Tomorrow night's series opener cannot come soon enough.
Oh yes, one more thing. Instead of singing the national anthem before the game, I want everyone at Mellon Arena to sing Happy Birthday To Leeeny instead. Or better yet, have Jeff Jimerson do it. That would be very kewl.
Friday, May 15, 2009
Billy Guerin Does The Jungle
I was pulling into my driveway at about 1:00 pm (less than an hour ago), when Jim Rome announced on the radio that Pens right winger Billy Guerin was coming up after the news break. How about that. I don't usually have the radio on when I run short errands, much less have it tuned to that particular show. I am not a Clone. But once I came to a stop in my garage, I stayed in the car, grabbed some random sheets of paper off of the back seat, and scribbled some notes. The things I do for you.
(Rome's questions/comments in parentheses) Bill's replies in italics [My comments in brackets]
- (Intro -17th season, 8th team, 4-time all-star, Billy Guerin) Been a long time, Romie.
- (Ever had a series like this last one?) Absolutely not. Never been around that level of hype! The three best scorers in the league in the same games - apparently a couple of them don't like each other. [laughs]
- (Crosby/Ovechkin comparison) - Two different personalities. Respect for them both but different kinds of people. OV likes the limelight a little more. Sort of a Magic-Bird thing going on. Great for the game.
- (What's it like skating with Sid?) A lotta fun. It's amazing for an old goat like me to be skating with a young stud like Sid.
- (Did you change your game when you came to the Pens?) No, I figure they traded for me, they wanted me to play my game, be myself.
- (I noticed there was no champagne after either of the series wins for you.) Still a lot of work to be done. It's not like baseball, where they break out the bottles and cigars every time they win a round. [PRICELESS]
- (Where do you find the reserves of energy to get through these playoffs?) It's a grind - that's why the Stanley Cup is such a great trophy, because it's such hard work to earn it.
- (You got your SC ring at age 24. How does that make you feel now?) I appreciated it at the time, but I sort of figured that I'd end up with more than one. But this is the farthest I've been into the playoffs since winning back then, 1995 - it was 14 years ago. Never take this process for granted.
- (Urgency on the team?) Everyone is in the now. [That's what he said.]
- (You were the captain of the Isles before the trade, they were rebuilding, and then boom you land in Pittsburgh with this incredible playoff run. You happy it worked out that way?) I'm thrilled. [laughs] [Gave many nice props to NYI management for the whole business of the trade.]
- (Everyone respects you, you're 'great in the room'.) Leadership comes out differently for different types of people. I try to be a good teammate.
- (The younger guys can use you as a role model. Who were your role models?) Bruce Driver, John McLean, Scotty Stevens. Randy McKay is still a good friend. [I'm guessing on the spelling of those names, sorry.]
- (And now you face Carolina.) They're grinders. Cam Ward. All mentally tough. Eric [Staal] is a stud. They've been here before. Another heckuva series coming up.
- (If you're Boston today, how bad does it feel?) Awful to lose game 7 in OT. It sucks.
- (Stick around after the break and I'll read some of the love-mails that people are already sending in to you.) Forward them to me!
- (First email - "BILL FREAKING GUERIN!") [Laughs]
Then they went to a commercial, and I had to get out of the car. The ice cream was thawing.
(Rome's questions/comments in parentheses) Bill's replies in italics [My comments in brackets]
- (Intro -17th season, 8th team, 4-time all-star, Billy Guerin) Been a long time, Romie.
- (Ever had a series like this last one?) Absolutely not. Never been around that level of hype! The three best scorers in the league in the same games - apparently a couple of them don't like each other. [laughs]
- (Crosby/Ovechkin comparison) - Two different personalities. Respect for them both but different kinds of people. OV likes the limelight a little more. Sort of a Magic-Bird thing going on. Great for the game.
- (What's it like skating with Sid?) A lotta fun. It's amazing for an old goat like me to be skating with a young stud like Sid.
- (Did you change your game when you came to the Pens?) No, I figure they traded for me, they wanted me to play my game, be myself.
- (I noticed there was no champagne after either of the series wins for you.) Still a lot of work to be done. It's not like baseball, where they break out the bottles and cigars every time they win a round. [PRICELESS]
- (Where do you find the reserves of energy to get through these playoffs?) It's a grind - that's why the Stanley Cup is such a great trophy, because it's such hard work to earn it.
- (You got your SC ring at age 24. How does that make you feel now?) I appreciated it at the time, but I sort of figured that I'd end up with more than one. But this is the farthest I've been into the playoffs since winning back then, 1995 - it was 14 years ago. Never take this process for granted.
- (Urgency on the team?) Everyone is in the now. [That's what he said.]
- (You were the captain of the Isles before the trade, they were rebuilding, and then boom you land in Pittsburgh with this incredible playoff run. You happy it worked out that way?) I'm thrilled. [laughs] [Gave many nice props to NYI management for the whole business of the trade.]
- (Everyone respects you, you're 'great in the room'.) Leadership comes out differently for different types of people. I try to be a good teammate.
- (The younger guys can use you as a role model. Who were your role models?) Bruce Driver, John McLean, Scotty Stevens. Randy McKay is still a good friend. [I'm guessing on the spelling of those names, sorry.]
- (And now you face Carolina.) They're grinders. Cam Ward. All mentally tough. Eric [Staal] is a stud. They've been here before. Another heckuva series coming up.
- (If you're Boston today, how bad does it feel?) Awful to lose game 7 in OT. It sucks.
- (Stick around after the break and I'll read some of the love-mails that people are already sending in to you.) Forward them to me!
- (First email - "BILL FREAKING GUERIN!") [Laughs]
Then they went to a commercial, and I had to get out of the car. The ice cream was thawing.
Conference Finals Schedules
Took half the night last night to get the all times and networks nailed down, but here it is (thanks to Seth at Empty Netters for the spiffy little images).
| 2009 EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS | ||||||||
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| Monday, May 18 | at Pittsburgh, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, TSN, RDS | ||||||
| Thursday, May 21 | at Pittsburgh, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, TSN, RDS | ||||||
| Saturday, May 23 | at Carolina, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| Tuesday, May 26 | at Carolina, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| * Friday, May 29 | at Pittsburgh, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| * Sunday, May 31 | at Carolina, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| * Tuesday, June 2 | at Pittsburgh, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| 2009 WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS | ||||||||
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| Sunday, May 17 | at Detroit, 3:00 p.m. | NBC, TSN, RDS | ||||||
| Tuesday, May 19 | at Detroit, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, TSN, RDS | ||||||
| Friday, May 22 | at Chicago, 8:00 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| Sunday, May 24 | at Chicago, 3:00 p.m. | NBC, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| * Wednesday, May 27 | at Detroit, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| * Saturday, May 30 | at Chicago, 8:00 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
| * Monday, June 1 | at Detroit, 7:30 p.m. | VERSUS, CBC, RDS | ||||||
*-If necessary.
Since we avoid NBC coverage (hooray!), all of the Penguins' games will be available on the big screen in front of Gate 3 at Mellon Arena.
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Yet Another Ratings Juggernaut
The Nielsen-numbers for Game 7. Shame that all these new FSN eyeballs have to migrate to VS/NBC for the rest of the run. The FSN crew's familiarity with the team and their Yinzer attitude, I'll miss a lot. The 90-20 car guys, not so much.
You can also check out most of the same numbers in this Post-Gazette article.
I'm proud to admit that I have never seen a single episode of any of the four network shows mentioned above. I loathe network television, particularly programs of the species defecatus realitii.
Wednesday night’s telecast of the 2009 NHL Eastern Conference Semifinal Game Seven between the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins registered a 24.97 average rating, according to Nielsen Media Research. The telecast, viewed by more than 287,000 households in the Pittsburgh DMA, surpassed two of the previous three games in the series to become the most-watched NHL game ever on FSN Pittsburgh and the highest-rated NHL game for any FSN regional sports network. The game peaked at a 31.4 rating (361,000 households) from 9:15PM-9:30PM ET.
FSN Pittsburgh carried Games 4-7 of the Eastern Conference Semifinals between the Penguins and the Capitals. Each of the four games landed in the Top Five All-Time Ratings for the regional sports network. The series averaged a 22.4 rating in the Pittsburgh DMA.
The game was the most-watched program in the Pittsburgh market on Wednesday night, beating out CBS’s Criminal Minds (12.7HH), CBS’s CSI: NY (12.3HH), FOX’s American Idol (11.01HH) and ABC’s Lost, season finale (7.4HH).
You can also check out most of the same numbers in this Post-Gazette article.
I'm proud to admit that I have never seen a single episode of any of the four network shows mentioned above. I loathe network television, particularly programs of the species defecatus realitii.
China Jack Toasts The Victorious Penguins
Answering Semin's Question, In Poetry And Prose
"What's so special about Crosby? I don't see anything special there."
Response 1, poetic:
Crosby dominates
Shuts up all the Caps fans, adds:
Can you hear me now?
(I wish I could claim this gem as my own. It's by Fast B over at letsgopens.com.)
Response 2, prosaic:
"Message To Semin" by Jim Kelley at Ontario's sportsnet.ca. Here's an excerpt (but go read the whole thing, it rakes):
Response 3, more prose:
"No Interpretation Needed" by Allan Muir at SI.com. Excerpt:
Re Muir's 'flaccid dessert' analogy - great Star Wars humor bit, but I would remind him that only half of Game 7 suffered from flaccidity. The red half.
Response 1, poetic:
Crosby dominates
Shuts up all the Caps fans, adds:
Can you hear me now?
(I wish I could claim this gem as my own. It's by Fast B over at letsgopens.com.)
Response 2, prosaic:
"Message To Semin" by Jim Kelley at Ontario's sportsnet.ca. Here's an excerpt (but go read the whole thing, it rakes):
Hopefully Alexander Semin learned a few lessons while watching Sidney Crosby from the end of the Capitals' bench.
Memo to Alexander Semin: Next time you decide to put your foot in your mouth make sure it doesn't have Sidney Crosby's No. 87 on it.
There were a great number of reasons the Pittsburgh Penguins defeated you and your Washington Capitals in Game 7 on Wednesday night and moved on to the Stanley Cup Eastern Conference final. Superior goaltending in the pivotal game, along with the kind of maturity that comes with experience, are high on the list, but among the many lessons you and your teammates should learn from this series there are two that should rate high on your personal list:
1) Never call out a player who is skilled, intense, superbly talented and has a hunger to win in ways you have never imagined let alone are likely to learn.
2) If you do, at least raise the level of your game to something other than a remake of The Invisible Man.
(article continues at link above)
Response 3, more prose:
"No Interpretation Needed" by Allan Muir at SI.com. Excerpt:
A blowout from very early in the second, this was the one element of this otherwise thrilling series that didn't deliver on the hype. It was a flaccid dessert after a spectacular six-course meal, maybe the worst delivery-to-anticipation ratio since The Phantom Menace. A laugher whose punch line was the desperation goaltending change that saw forgotten man Jose Theodore replace Simeon Varlamov early in the second period, and whose highlight for the dejected denizens of the Verizon Center was an errant pass that conked referee Dan O'Halloran upside the head.
But while it lacked in entertainment value, it was more than successful as a primer on the value of defensive zone dedication, and the dangers facing whichever team Pittsburgh meets in the Eastern Conference final.
For the Caps, who blew a 2-0 series lead, the devil wasn't in the details, but in the commitment. You want a lesson in commitment? Watch Evgeni Malkin blocking a shot in the second period . . . while Pittsburgh was nursing a 4-0 lead.
That really said it all about his team's focus and the advantage it gave them over an opponent either unwilling or unable to match it. Because for all the shock and awe that their offense can muster, Washington's forwards continued to play as though skill alone would be enough to carry the day. While Pittsburgh's forwards fully engaged in the battle, the Capitals kept looking for the easy way out . . . and they'll spend tomorrow cleaning out their lockers as a result.
Re Muir's 'flaccid dessert' analogy - great Star Wars humor bit, but I would remind him that only half of Game 7 suffered from flaccidity. The red half.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Game Seven Haiku Replay
In case you missed it several posts down at 12:42pm (6+ hours before faceoff), I'm re-posting my haiku. I want everyone to bask in the glow of my Penguinally Prescient Poetical Preeminence.
Phone Booth in DC
Cherry blossoms blown away
So are Caps by Pens
Phone Booth in DC
Cherry blossoms blown away
So are Caps by Pens
Who's Crying Now, DC?
I can't even begin to describe this game. SIX TO FREAKING TWO, babycakes.
Best. Day. In. Ages. Go surf for more recaps, there will be a million. (Here's one: Seth Rorabaugh's detailed live blog with pix even, you won't do better than this.) Tomorrow is going to be FUN on the Internets.
My favorite postgame Photoshop mashup so far:
Best. Day. In. Ages. Go surf for more recaps, there will be a million. (Here's one: Seth Rorabaugh's detailed live blog with pix even, you won't do better than this.) Tomorrow is going to be FUN on the Internets.
My favorite postgame Photoshop mashup so far:
And my favorite in-game photo (perhaps of all time even):
The following photo shows the same goal as the first one directly above, but from an ice-level angle and taken a tiny bit earlier in time.
(first goal, on the PP, 12:36 into the first period) Bruce Bennett/Getty Images
If it's possible for me to respect and treasure Sidney any more than I already did before this game, I do after watching how he played in this series, tonight in particular. And, after seeing the look on his face in this photograph. Boys and girls, this is what a champion looks like.
Pens-Caps Game 7: Thirty Minutes Till The Puck Drops
No freaking way I am going to be able to live-blog this game. See you on the flip side, assuming my brain can still function well enough to remind my fingers how to type.
Game 7: Gonch Hunch
Rumor has it that Sarge is suiting up, and will see at least PP duty and possibly more if the knee feels good. Officially it's still a game-time decision for Bylsma, but my lastest casting of the JuJu Runepucks foretells an auspicious outcome.
Game 7: Almost Time To Start Digging
Or as the Suckos Buccos used to say, "Let's Go To Work".
My Game Seven Haiku
Phone Booth in DC
Cherry blossoms blown away
So are Caps by Pens
Lots more can be found at this thread on the LetsGoPens board.
Dancing With The REAL Stars
Reality TV, Burgh-style. We don't need no steenkin' airwave dreck.
(the posted article continues at this link at the Pens website)
Seven more hours left to wait. What the hell happened to my CLOCK to make it run so slow?
Also: whoever Twitters for PTI (Pardon The Interruption on ESPN, half of the only single hour I can stand to watch on that shill of a network) was asking for suggestions for today's "Oddsmakers" segment. I tweeted back with "Chances that Pens-Caps Game 7 goes into OT?" So if you see it on the show this afternoon (5:30pm Eastern), IT'S MINE, BABY.
Monday's Pens/Caps Game Registers Highest-Rated NHL Game Ever on Any FSN Regional Sports NetworkMonday night’s telecast of the 2009 NHL Round Two Game Six between the Washington Capitals and Pittsburgh Penguins registered a 24.2 average rating, according to Nielsen Media Research. The telecast, viewed by more than 277,800 households in the Pittsburgh DMA, was the most-watched NHL game ever on FSN Pittsburgh and the highest-rated NHL game for any FSN regional sports network.
The game was the most-watched program in the Pittsburgh market on Monday night, beating out such programs as ABC’s Dancing with the Stars (11.3HH) and CBS’s CSI: Miami (10.7HH).
(the posted article continues at this link at the Pens website)
Seven more hours left to wait. What the hell happened to my CLOCK to make it run so slow?
Also: whoever Twitters for PTI (Pardon The Interruption on ESPN, half of the only single hour I can stand to watch on that shill of a network) was asking for suggestions for today's "Oddsmakers" segment. I tweeted back with "Chances that Pens-Caps Game 7 goes into OT?" So if you see it on the show this afternoon (5:30pm Eastern), IT'S MINE, BABY.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Baby Pens-Hershey Bears, Game 7, Audio Feed
Game Seven, AHL Eastern Division Finals. Just about to drop the puck. I'm listening to this not only out of actual interest, but also because the series has been spookily portentous for the Caps-Pens games so far, win for win, same results. Hershey is Washington's AHL team, if you didn't know that already. I can't help but wish that Varly was playing for his other team (if you've caught him on TV closeups, you can see that his mask has Caps graphics on one side, and Bears graphics on the other). I think that boy has done way more for the Caps to put them where they are right now, than AO has. I'm just sayin'.
http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/entercom/player/?id=WDMT
It's streaming from 102.3 in Scranton-WilkesBarre, "The Mountain FM".
Speaking of which, do the Big Pens have an audio feed somewhere online? Does WDVE stream the games? I usually watch 'em on TV, but I should be doing the Steelers-Hillgrove (and Cope) routine and turning down the sound to listen to Mike Lange. I'm too far out of range to pull in DVE over the air.
Addendum, 10:00pm, after I got back from my monkeyboys' little-league game ...
Bad News Bears, indeed. WBS Pens got shut out, 3-0. Hershey scored one goal in each period. Okay, so we throw out that bogus and statistically unrelated "as they go, so go we" theory. Ridiculous.
http://player.streamtheworld.com/_players/entercom/player/?id=WDMT
It's streaming from 102.3 in Scranton-WilkesBarre, "The Mountain FM".
Speaking of which, do the Big Pens have an audio feed somewhere online? Does WDVE stream the games? I usually watch 'em on TV, but I should be doing the Steelers-Hillgrove (and Cope) routine and turning down the sound to listen to Mike Lange. I'm too far out of range to pull in DVE over the air.
Addendum, 10:00pm, after I got back from my monkeyboys' little-league game ...
Bad News Bears, indeed. WBS Pens got shut out, 3-0. Hershey scored one goal in each period. Okay, so we throw out that bogus and statistically unrelated "as they go, so go we" theory. Ridiculous.
Watch This A Few Times Before The Game, Sid
And show it to everyone else in the locker room while you're at it.
Then to lighten things up right before you hit the ice, go with this:
Then to lighten things up right before you hit the ice, go with this:
Passing Time Till Tomorrow Night
Self-distraction via silly Photoshopping. Swapped out the Lombardi trophy and baseball in my title banner for some hockey stuff. Hope I get to keep this version up for a while.
Yesterday I also made the following, in the hopes of being able to post it on the JuJu thread at letsgopens.com at the appropriate moment. Alas, 'twas not to be. We'll see if I can put it up tomorrow.
Yesterday I also made the following, in the hopes of being able to post it on the JuJu thread at letsgopens.com at the appropriate moment. Alas, 'twas not to be. We'll see if I can put it up tomorrow.
What I'm supposed to be doing today is cleaning the swinebot flu from my daughter-in-law's hosed computer, but at the moment I'm just not in the mood. I guess that will be my golf-game equivalent for the end of the week, if tomorrow night doesn't work out.
But hey, we ARE going to WIN. Stuff it to those people in their own building, what the hell. No Problem.
But hey, we ARE going to WIN. Stuff it to those people in their own building, what the hell. No Problem.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Caps-Pens: Game 6 Running Comments
I'll update this in between periods, or more often if I am sitting here during the action. If it's not obvious, the times listed show what's remaining in the period, not what's elapsed.
1ST PERIOD:
14:05 Six minutes in, Billy G. puts it past VarLAmov on a nice 2-on-1 pass from Sidney! 1-0 Pens. Good thing the first-team-scoring-loses-the-game jinx was already broken in Game 5.
08:25 Two Caps penalties in short succession - as my pal DaveG says, "GOTS to score on 5 on 3s"
07:49 Dang it Sid, he's going to the box, now it's 4 on 3.
06:17 Game speed seems way slower so far, more like the other serieses going on. Last couple of games we were really in another gear, velocity-wise. Not sure what this portends, especially if it continues.
Factoid: Pens lead shots in entire series so far, 201-138, not quite through end of 1st period in game 6. Wowzer. Ovechkin can't do everything all by himself all the time, can he. One one of the boards I perused today, there was a discussion about the draft where Washington won the lottery to pick first (AO) and we got 2nd pick (Geno). I liked the poster's summary of the results: Crosby+Malkin >>> Crosby+Ovechkin. Discuss.
02:33 Lotta fussing but no finishing. Still seems like they're skating on frozen molasses or something. Do they have Jugs guns for skating speed? Maybe they're just all Tahr'd. Not that I'd blame them for that.
00:32 Kunitz and Semin playing hokey-pokey, and Kunitz gets the penalty for tripping. We'll start p2 shorthanded. Goals: Pens 1, Caps 0. Shots: Pens 18, Caps 5.
Comments: Ovechkin wasn't a presence at all this period, as I didn't even hear the big chorus of boos (which he gets whenever he skates with the puck) except for one shot right before the horn blew.
Not nearly the adrenalin-rush so far. Crowd isn't very loud, but there hasn't been much to be loud about yet. Hey we're ahead and AO didn't score, if we can do that for 40 more minutes, that's all that matters.
2ND PERIOD:
18:32 Killed off the rest of the penalty.
17:30 Whole lotta checkin' goin' on. It's all so ... almost ... civilized ... so far. Strange.
14:32 Caps shot almost went in, whew.
13:33 Koslov scores high on a clear lane, because Sidney got hurt defending the previous shot and was trying to leave the ice. DAMMIT. And there's too many men on the ice AGAIN, on that play, geez. Caps powerplay, Malkin in the box. 1-1 tie.
11:15 Big hard shot by AO (who else) at MAF, saved by the Flower.
10:24 Full strength.
07:23 Skate, shoot, skate, defend, etc. Lather, rinse, repeat. Ugly line changes on our side, we look sloppy this period.
05:19 Fleishmann scores for the Caps at the very start of a powerplay, deflected in a little by Crosby (karma I guess). 2-1 Caps.
02:15 Fabulous D by Scuderi on a run by AO.
02:04 Pens powerplay - Pothier gets the penalty.
00:33.4 EATON SCORES ON THE POWER PLAY. Thank Heavens! 2-2 tie.
Back to the locker room, tied up at 2. Frankly, we're lucky to be in that position. The 3rd period better look a lot sharper, boys and girls, if we want those DC guys to go home to schedule their tee-times.
Shots 25-11 through two, us. We should be AHEAD, dammit.
3RD PERIOD:
Come on CROWD, time to get into it. This is IT.
16:00 Crowd finally getting noisy. About time! Starting to see Desperation (both sides) for the first time all night.
15:23 GOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!!! Didn't even have time to post the powerplay, before Tanger puts one in on an amazing bounce off the end board after Gogo shot the puck in. 3-2 Pens!
14:36 Orpik penalty for hooking, on Greg Louganis. I can't type fast enough - Caps score (Semin) quickly on the power play. SHEEEIT. 3-3 tie. This is ridiculous!
13:53 Koslov scores again. I CANNOT BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE THIS. I may have to quit this damn blogging. 4-3 Caps. Fleury is redolent of Fromage de Suisse at the moment.
09:10 Sidney is just going to have to put this game on his back and CARRY IT. I don't see any other way.
08:22 Close but no cigar. Getting more physical. We're pressing our O in the zone at least, but that's not going to do it at this point unless we FINISH. Crowd is too quiet again.
6 minutes left...
04:18 SIDNEY!!!!!!! On a bounce after Orpik shot it from the point. I TOLD YINZ HE WOULD DO IT! 4-4 tie. OMG it's myocardial infarction time again... puh-lease no more OT, my heart can't take it.
03:00 ... tick ... tick ... tick ...
02:02 Penalty called on Laich for slashing, even our announcers are surprised. Boo-hoo-dreau is going ballistic. Pens power play...............................
00:20 oh the shots..... aiiiieee nothing .... puck back to Caps end, now a long shot back down to Varly, he's still in the goal because of the pp, we're down to 1.5 seconds. GONNA BE OVERTIME.
Yup, OT it is. Inhale, exhale, people.
Through regulation, the shots are 39-10, with 12-3 PP shots. Pens ahead in both those stats, in case it needs to be said.
Well, at least I like us in OT. If Flower can hold up to his past OT performance, and Sid can play Atlas for just a few more minutes, all will be well. From my fingers to God's inbox...
OT:
Sidney, puh-leeease DO IT. Crosby, Guerin, and Cooke to start.
18:30 Back and forth so far. We're shooting on the left-hand goal, as FSN shows the ice on the TV.
17:30 Fedotenko's on the ice, now going off for Geno. Sid and Tanger on with him. COME ON!
16:05 Scuderi off the crossbar, dangit. So close.
15:47 FLOWER GLOVE-SAVES A HUGE SHOT BY OVECHKIN. Way in front of the crease. Saved. The. Game.
14:59 Breathe.
14:xx Steckel scores, I don't know what the clock-time was, probably about 14:30. Talbot's stick was broken, he was useless on the play. Caps win, 5-4. FRICK! (I am not saying "FRICK" here in my own house.) SON OF A BITCH.
Back to the Phone Booth, people.
1ST PERIOD:
14:05 Six minutes in, Billy G. puts it past VarLAmov on a nice 2-on-1 pass from Sidney! 1-0 Pens. Good thing the first-team-scoring-loses-the-game jinx was already broken in Game 5.
08:25 Two Caps penalties in short succession - as my pal DaveG says, "GOTS to score on 5 on 3s"
07:49 Dang it Sid, he's going to the box, now it's 4 on 3.
06:17 Game speed seems way slower so far, more like the other serieses going on. Last couple of games we were really in another gear, velocity-wise. Not sure what this portends, especially if it continues.
Factoid: Pens lead shots in entire series so far, 201-138, not quite through end of 1st period in game 6. Wowzer. Ovechkin can't do everything all by himself all the time, can he. One one of the boards I perused today, there was a discussion about the draft where Washington won the lottery to pick first (AO) and we got 2nd pick (Geno). I liked the poster's summary of the results: Crosby+Malkin >>> Crosby+Ovechkin. Discuss.
02:33 Lotta fussing but no finishing. Still seems like they're skating on frozen molasses or something. Do they have Jugs guns for skating speed? Maybe they're just all Tahr'd. Not that I'd blame them for that.
00:32 Kunitz and Semin playing hokey-pokey, and Kunitz gets the penalty for tripping. We'll start p2 shorthanded. Goals: Pens 1, Caps 0. Shots: Pens 18, Caps 5.
Comments: Ovechkin wasn't a presence at all this period, as I didn't even hear the big chorus of boos (which he gets whenever he skates with the puck) except for one shot right before the horn blew.
Not nearly the adrenalin-rush so far. Crowd isn't very loud, but there hasn't been much to be loud about yet. Hey we're ahead and AO didn't score, if we can do that for 40 more minutes, that's all that matters.
2ND PERIOD:
18:32 Killed off the rest of the penalty.
17:30 Whole lotta checkin' goin' on. It's all so ... almost ... civilized ... so far. Strange.
14:32 Caps shot almost went in, whew.
13:33 Koslov scores high on a clear lane, because Sidney got hurt defending the previous shot and was trying to leave the ice. DAMMIT. And there's too many men on the ice AGAIN, on that play, geez. Caps powerplay, Malkin in the box. 1-1 tie.
11:15 Big hard shot by AO (who else) at MAF, saved by the Flower.
10:24 Full strength.
07:23 Skate, shoot, skate, defend, etc. Lather, rinse, repeat. Ugly line changes on our side, we look sloppy this period.
05:19 Fleishmann scores for the Caps at the very start of a powerplay, deflected in a little by Crosby (karma I guess). 2-1 Caps.
02:15 Fabulous D by Scuderi on a run by AO.
02:04 Pens powerplay - Pothier gets the penalty.
00:33.4 EATON SCORES ON THE POWER PLAY. Thank Heavens! 2-2 tie.
Back to the locker room, tied up at 2. Frankly, we're lucky to be in that position. The 3rd period better look a lot sharper, boys and girls, if we want those DC guys to go home to schedule their tee-times.
Shots 25-11 through two, us. We should be AHEAD, dammit.
3RD PERIOD:
Come on CROWD, time to get into it. This is IT.
16:00 Crowd finally getting noisy. About time! Starting to see Desperation (both sides) for the first time all night.
15:23 GOOOOOAAAAAAAAL!!! Didn't even have time to post the powerplay, before Tanger puts one in on an amazing bounce off the end board after Gogo shot the puck in. 3-2 Pens!
14:36 Orpik penalty for hooking, on Greg Louganis. I can't type fast enough - Caps score (Semin) quickly on the power play. SHEEEIT. 3-3 tie. This is ridiculous!
13:53 Koslov scores again. I CANNOT BELIEEEEEEEEEEVE THIS. I may have to quit this damn blogging. 4-3 Caps. Fleury is redolent of Fromage de Suisse at the moment.
09:10 Sidney is just going to have to put this game on his back and CARRY IT. I don't see any other way.
08:22 Close but no cigar. Getting more physical. We're pressing our O in the zone at least, but that's not going to do it at this point unless we FINISH. Crowd is too quiet again.
6 minutes left...
04:18 SIDNEY!!!!!!! On a bounce after Orpik shot it from the point. I TOLD YINZ HE WOULD DO IT! 4-4 tie. OMG it's myocardial infarction time again... puh-lease no more OT, my heart can't take it.
03:00 ... tick ... tick ... tick ...
02:02 Penalty called on Laich for slashing, even our announcers are surprised. Boo-hoo-dreau is going ballistic. Pens power play...............................
00:20 oh the shots..... aiiiieee nothing .... puck back to Caps end, now a long shot back down to Varly, he's still in the goal because of the pp, we're down to 1.5 seconds. GONNA BE OVERTIME.
Yup, OT it is. Inhale, exhale, people.
Through regulation, the shots are 39-10, with 12-3 PP shots. Pens ahead in both those stats, in case it needs to be said.
Well, at least I like us in OT. If Flower can hold up to his past OT performance, and Sid can play Atlas for just a few more minutes, all will be well. From my fingers to God's inbox...
OT:
Sidney, puh-leeease DO IT. Crosby, Guerin, and Cooke to start.
18:30 Back and forth so far. We're shooting on the left-hand goal, as FSN shows the ice on the TV.
17:30 Fedotenko's on the ice, now going off for Geno. Sid and Tanger on with him. COME ON!
16:05 Scuderi off the crossbar, dangit. So close.
15:47 FLOWER GLOVE-SAVES A HUGE SHOT BY OVECHKIN. Way in front of the crease. Saved. The. Game.
14:59 Breathe.
14:xx Steckel scores, I don't know what the clock-time was, probably about 14:30. Talbot's stick was broken, he was useless on the play. Caps win, 5-4. FRICK! (I am not saying "FRICK" here in my own house.) SON OF A BITCH.
Back to the Phone Booth, people.
Caps-Pens, Game 6, Igloo
I feel sorta bad that I've ignored the whole end of the hockey season and this far into the playoffs, after blogging my little fingers off for the Super Bowl. This is a hard time of year for me to be online much, but maybe I can pick it up from here on out. I am in the most intense hockey mode of my life right now, way more even than last season, when we came THIS CLOSE.
Here's all that needs to be said for tonight's game:
Maybe this, additionally, which is another motivation. As if we needed any.
Right now the baseball lamers are just minimally annoying background noise. I don't even qualify as Irate anymore, I just Do. Not. Care. If you want a rueful sort of laugh, go read that linked post - it's from late June 2006, and I could almost have written it yesterday, except for the bit about the All-Star-Game, and the fact that the www.iratefans.com website isn't even online now. They don't care anymore either.
Here's all that needs to be said for tonight's game:
Maybe this, additionally, which is another motivation. As if we needed any.
Right now the baseball lamers are just minimally annoying background noise. I don't even qualify as Irate anymore, I just Do. Not. Care. If you want a rueful sort of laugh, go read that linked post - it's from late June 2006, and I could almost have written it yesterday, except for the bit about the All-Star-Game, and the fact that the www.iratefans.com website isn't even online now. They don't care anymore either.
