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Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Guerin-Teed For $2 Million

It was too late to post this last night when I read it.

Pittsburgh Penguins Agree to Terms with Bill Guerin on One-Year Contract

Jun 29, 2009, 8:00 PM EDT

The Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins have agreed to terms with right wing Bill Guerin on a one-year contract, it was announced tonight by Executive Vice President and General Manager Ray Shero.

Guerin, 38, was scheduled to become an unrestricted free agent on July 1.

A veteran of 17 NHL seasons, Guerin played a major role in the Penguins’ Stanley Cup run, contributing seven goals and 15 points in 24 playoff games and providing exceptional leadership on and off the ice.

The 6-2, 220-pound native of Worcester, MA was acquired from the New York Islanders at the March 4 trading deadline in exchange for a third-round draft pick and immediately was installed as the right wing on Sidney Crosby’s line. He recorded five goals and 12 points in 17 regular season games with the Penguins.

Overall in 2008-09, Guerin had 21 goals and 48 points in 78 regular-season games with the Penguins and Islanders.

“We are excited to agree to terms with Billy on this one-year deal,” Shero said. “He made a tremendous impact on this team with his scoring ability, physical play and outstanding leadership and was a key factor in our drive to the Cup. I know our players, coaches and fans will be happy to have him back in Pittsburgh.”

Guerin has played 1,185 career NHL games with New Jersey, Edmonton, Boston, Dallas, St. Louis, San Jose, the Islanders and the Penguins, recording 408 goals, 403 assists, 811 points and 1,585 penalty minutes. He represented the U.S. in the Olympics in 1998, 2002 and 2006.

The other signing yesterday was equally good news: Craig Adams for two years, reportedly $1.1 million total. Ray Shero, you are a credit to your job title. Sidney and I wanna buy you a beer.

Now we wait to see whether Scuderi, Gill, and/or Fedotenko like what they will see in free agency (which starts tomorrow), or whether we can get them back and re-signed inside of our remaining cap allowance. As Rob Rossi does the math, we have 17 players signed for next season, with a commitment of $51,218,000. The salary cap figure is $56,800,000, which leaves only $5,582,000 to work with. It won't be easy. I'd settle for one out of the three, and two would be beyond expectation. My order of preference: Scuds, then Tank, then Hal. But if anyone can do the nigh-on-impossible, Ray Shero's your man.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

The Best Billy Mays Pitch

This has to be my all-time favorite, and it isn't even for a household cleaning product. The first time I saw the little sports balls traveling down the cat5 wire, I nearly peed myself. The multiple levels of satire going on in this spot are just phenomenal, not the least of which is Billy's cheerful willingness to parody his own persona. Gotta love whoever made this for ESPN360.com.




Here are links directly to the four ESPN360.com spots he did (all that are on YouTube, at least), each of them funny as hell.

ESPN360.com - Office (the one posted directly above, my favorite)
ESPN360.com - Intro (ALMOST as good)
ESPN360.com - On The Run (sick)
ESPN360.com - College

I'd give these people awards just for all the times the word "CRICKET" appears in the list of sports. Sooo droll.

I'm going to have to some cataloguing of Billy videos, and post more links. I gotta say, I think Billy's death has made me more upset than Michael Jackson's. MJ was clearly a troubled (albeit talented) freak from another planet... but Billy was One Of My Peeps.

Another 50-Year-Old Bites The Dust

This is starting to get extremely creepy.

Billy Mays, OxiClean pitchman, found dead

(CNN) -- Infomercial pitchman Billy Mays died at his Tampa, Florida, home Sunday morning, authorities told CNN. The 50-year-old known for his shouting OxiClean ads was pronounced dead at 7:45 a.m. The Hillsborough County medical examiner will perform an autopsy, Tampa police Lt. Brian Dugan said.
Mays was on the US Airways flight from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, to Tampa on Saturday that had a hard landing at Tampa International Airport when the plane's front tire blew out. There were no reported injuries on Flight 1241, US Airways told CNN. According to a local Tampa TV station, Mays said: "All of a sudden as we hit you know it was just the hardest hit, all the things from the ceiling started dropping. It hit me on the head, but I got a hard head." Airline spokesman Jim Olson told CNN Sunday there were no reported passenger injuries from flight 1241. The airline vowed to "cooperate fully" with authorities in the investigation.
"We were very sad to learn of Billy Mays' passing and our thoughts and prayers go out to his family," Olson said. Tampa officials say the Medical Examiner's Office expects to complete an autopsy by Monday afternoon. In a statement, Deborah Mays said that although "Billy lived a public life," the family does not plan immediate public statements about his death.
Mays was a spokesman for Orange Glo and detergent OxiClean and appeared in commercials for other products. He is featured on the reality TV show "Pitchmen" on the Discovery Channel, which follows pitch people in their jobs. "It is with incredible sadness that we have to report that Billy Mays died in his sleep last night," said a statement from the Discovery Channel. "Everyone that knows him was aware of his larger-than-life personality, generosity and warmth. Billy was a pioneer in his field and helped many people fulfill their dreams. He will be greatly missed as a loyal and compassionate friend. Our deepest sympathies go out to his family at this time of incredible loss."

Billy Mays OxiClean drawingBilly was (like Michael Jackson) another contemporary of mine, a few months older but in the same school year. A fellow Yinzer. Sto-Rox HS, Class of 1977. One of the best things about listening to his commercials was how clearly his Burgh accent came through, loud and clear. Here's his Wikipedia biography, and here's a profile done last fall by the New York Times. RIP, Billy - cable television will never be the same without you.

And now you'll have to excuse me, while I go crawl under the bed for the next few days, to avoid the supernatural scrutiny of guys with scythes.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Two Obituaries

A song about a rat, from a movie about the rat, sung by a young boy who grew up to have a very ...complicated... life. Which is now over, prematurely. We were the same age.





The other death today was a different flavor of pop-culture icon. Can't say that I was a fan, but she endured a very unpleasant mortal illness (anal cancer), voluntarily in the public eye, with incredible dignity.


famous Farrah Fawcett poster

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Stanley Cup Champs: Very Spiffy Drawing

Jimmy Shearer is a multi-talented individual. He could get a job doing caricatures at Kennywood, if he ever wanted to punt his VH1 gig and come back home to the Burgh. Look what he just sent around in email:

CHAMPS drawing by Jim Shearer


Can you name 'em all?

Monday, June 22, 2009

Yanni Sends His Congrats

Quoted from ThePensBlog: "Yanni is the Max Talbot of Crappy New Age Music."




I predict that this video will come out at every Pens-Caps game from now until Eternity.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Cities Of Champions

I found a list of the cities that have had multiple-major-sport championships over the last few generations. We're the only one who has done it more than once within my lifetime. Pretty nice.

2009: Pittsburgh — Steelers, Penguins
2004:
Boston — Red Sox, Patriots
1988:
Los Angeles — Dodgers, Lakers
1979:
Pittsburgh — Steelers, Pirates
1969:
New York — Jets, Mets
1956:
New York — Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1952:
Detroit — Lions, Red Wings
1938:
New York — Yankees, Giants (NFL)
1935:
Detroit — Tigers, Lions
1933:
New York — Giants (MLB), Rangers
1928:
New York — Yankees, Rangers

Show This To Your Kids





The monkeyboys are going to see this one for sure. It's by
Randy Bish at the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review, a right-wing-nut-job newspaper that I normally don't touch with a barge pole (even though it has good Pens coverage).

Monday, June 15, 2009

Maxime And My Almost BMW



If Max had gotten a hat trick, a fellow poster on the game-day thread at letsgopens.com was going to buy me a BMW. Really, he was. Read it for yourself. I had witnesses.


















Towards the end of the game, marek asked me if I was hoping that Max would get the empty-netter. Yes, I replied, I certainly was. I even had the model picked out (535i xDrive sedan). Oh well.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Stanley Cup Champion Penguins: Gallery




I don't know how many photos I'll end up posting, but here's one of my faves so far. Sid's got the Cup, and the only red in the shot is the CARPET. Sweeeeet.

Friday, June 12, 2009

WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS









(that's the way speechlessness looks in type)

I will write later, like tomorrow maybe, when my heart rate has returned to something approaching normal. I am SO HAPPY! FOR ALL OF US!

SCF Game 7: No More Tomorrows


LET'S
GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!


It has all boiled down to a final 60 minutes, starting a little after 8PM tonight when the puck drops at Joe Louis.


As you can see below from my lack of posting between Game 1 and now, I've had some trouble keeping up with the blog in the last week and a half. Partly because of the mood-swings induced by the games themselves, but also due to some real-life priorities that kept me away from the computer. But after I recover from tonight's outcome, I'll do a little retroactive back-filling, so that my Blog Of Record doesn't have a gaping hole in the finals. And there will be lots to add as Post-Game Summations, no matter what happens.

I am anxious only in that I hate having to play the game in that gawdawful arena up there (I wonder if there will be as many empty seats as before - those people ought to be ashamed of themselves), but otherwise I have complete faith in our boys to Accomplish The Goal. If we'd have lost game 6 at home on Tuesday (re-running 2008), that's the one that would have hurt. Now, tonight, we can really, really, do this.


I'm even missing my monkeyboys' final little-league ballgame in order to be home to watch the hockey game. The monkeys understand completely, and I think they'd rather be here watching too, but they don't have the option. I'll be recording the game for them.

And what is on the dinner menu tonight at Casa Leeeny? Need you ask? Click on Mama to go to the recipe.


Actually I used
this recipe instead, since the Post-Gazette finally did their homework and obtained Mrs. Malkin's actual recipe and posted it. Which was a full week after I did my version (I had to fake it since I didn't have any inside sources at the Penguins). My recipe takes longer to prepare, so I went with Natalia's tonight since I'm pressed for time. If it's good enough for Geno, it's good enough for me.


Also: Chris Benson has just made a nice little pre-game motivational 'commercial' ... as if you need anything else to get you psyched up. He says he took the photos from Game 5 of last year's finals (the triple-OT game).




LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!
LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!! LET'S GO PENS !!!